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2,688.5 hrs on record (1,987.3 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
The last time I cooked frog, I learned that if you have a frog slaughtered and skinned and leave it in the refrigerator overnight, the next day the limbs will still be inclined to jiggle back and forth and the chest will still puff in and out. Mouth agape, I watched what seemed like a completely live, animated amphibian that had lost its head and skin somewhere along the way.

I didn't take the time to examine my first frog. I used a pair of chopsticks to shimmy the frog onto the cutting board. I hacked it to pieces with a heavy butcher knife so that I wouldn't have to touch its muscles, yet the spasms continued even when I'd taken the frog apart. I was relieved to slip the sections of frog into the wok for a stir-fry. Passing some kind of culinary threshold whereby animal becomes meat, once the flesh had been sauteed in chili oil, mixing with pungent fermented black beans and juicy peppers, the anxiety went away.
Posted November 26, 2016. Last edited March 2, 2017.
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17.7 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
I really like the fact that you can build and customize you're own robot and even paint them it makes it more realistic. Anyways I am seeing forward to the updates in the future! And i hope there will be more weapons depending on wich lvl you are and new armor.
Posted August 8, 2014.
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