Happy Holidays!!!

Happy Holidays!!!

Happy Holidays!!!

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Happy Holidays!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

Merry Christmas!!!

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Merry Christmas!!!

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One time I had a kid come over to my house and tell me that my house was small and boring. So then I told him that my house was small because I had an amazing secret basement full of games and toys that I never tell anyone about. This kid wanted to see it really badly at that point, so I told him to wait outside the basement door so I could get the games and toys ready for him. I took a bucket of glitter mixed in with super glue and set it up on the top of the basement door. I gave the kid the cue to come inside, and when he opened the door, I stabbed him.

My name is Cat. And I am the sexiest man alive. When I was a child I saw my father do something impossible. He got on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s front page for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thirty women in under an hour. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world I am the world's most eligible bachelor, but secretly I use my huge ♥♥♥♥ to film outrageous porn. And one day, I'll surpass my father. I am the Ass Man.

That’s true, mused the accomplished composer of thrillers that combined religion, high culture and conspiracy theories. His books were read by everyone from renowned politician President Obama to renowned musician Britney Spears. It was said that a copy of The Da Vinci Code had even found its way into the hands of renowned monarch the Queen. He was grateful for his good fortune, and gave thanks every night in his prayers to renowned deity God.

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at the beginning and end of the timelapse he was eating them at around once slice every 2 seconds, by the logic we're being given he shouldve only been there a couple of minutes before going back to bed and being nice and refreshed the next morning ready for work like a good american citizen

Well I grew up in the deep south so it has to be coconuts. Back then it was a simpler time and us children used to make our own games. Anyway, when coconuts were introduced from papa new guinea we used to wash them in the river and we'd leave them there to soften up a bit. Then we'd cleave them with a machete and scoop up the white goodness. We would then be left with two hemispheres. We'd then play ♥♥♥♥♥♥tits with them. The game was pretty simple. One of us would be it and have ♥♥♥♥♥♥tits, i.e. he'd have the coconut halves which looked like an african american lady's breasts. He would then attempt to ♥♥♥♥♥♥tit someone else by catching them and placing the coconut halves on their chest. I have fond memories of playing this all afternoon with my friends. Good times.

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Not all intelligent people are social butterflies. I am fairly intelligent (I believe) and am so socially awkward dating terrifies me. I seem curt or pretentious when I speak seriously, unless you already know me & are aware that my vocal cadence and tonality are not being snobbish; just the way I naturally sound. Joking with someone I know is easy & fun, levity with folks I've never met? Nope. I have RBF which on the best of days is difficult, throw in RB voice as well and that's ya girl right here. If I am not actively animated & chatty, I look as if I want to kill someone. So I either come off as a bitter beast or a flaky bubblehead.

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Hah, I'm lying if I were to say it wouldn't be hot if a girl were to magically able to grow a penis and let me jerk her off then it disappears when she ♥♥♥♥. I'm not gay but I feel that an erect penis is the best sign someone is aroused, how hot would it be to meet her or a girl you have a crush on and she blushes and pops a huge boner and has to cover it up with her purse and you can tell the pressure of holding it down with her purse is making her even more aroused.

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Please stop calling me white. I am an academic, so you may only refer to me as caucasian. Thank you for your kind support.

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