DrDiggens
DrDiggens
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Welcome to my profile whoever you are! I'm not much of a trader, so don't expect me to sell any of my items. Thanks! ~DrDiggens :alliedstar:

Quotes:

"I wanna be Aryan!" ~Snake

"If a day, the doctor away." ~Jacob P

"Those gosh darn Chinians!" ~Jacob P

"If Ivan does not get a full-fledged erection from seeing my tiddies, there's a problem." ~Jacob P

"Imagine Parker, up on stage, just absolutely stroking his guitar." ~Colton N

"This is why we got rid of horses for trucks; they kept arguing." ~Craig M

"Hair care is a fickle beast." ~Uncle Stormie

"Megan, if I liked men, would you still date me?" ~Jarvis U

"Oh, I'll look. I'll make sure you finish in shame." ~Trent G

"The penis is new..." ~Trent G

"That's the thing with the Soviets: They kept on tarding out for years!" ~Frog

"I have usurped your hole!" ~Frog

"You got tongue" ~Trent G

"I handle McDonald's beautifully" ~Jarvis U

"Wettin' your whistle before you put it in?" ~Uncle Nik
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About Me
If you're reading this then chances are you want to know more about me and if not you can go do something actually meaningful with your life.

Favorite Game: Bob Ross: The Experience

- Favorite Brush: 2-Inch Brush

Favorite Bands: Alice In Chains, Muse, Pink Floyd, RHCP, Rush, Stevie Wonder, etc.

Hobbies: Making, playing, and listening to music

- Instruments: Trombone and Bass
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Battlefield 1 ™
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Coney_911 Feb 5, 2023 @ 9:05am 
he is the GOAT
JesusChrist Jul 28, 2022 @ 8:07pm 
i raided him
Mr. Cpt "The Frog" ™ Feb 1, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
Initially I was perfectly compliant. Eager to please a well regarded genius of our time. He said he was painting my portrait.

He lied.

It was late July and the air in the room was thick and humid. Countless days had passed. A single fan lazily turned like an instrument of torture. An oscillating taunt.

"Vould you care for another shot?" asked the Doktor. His gaze never leaving the canvas.

At this point he might have meant from the bottle or the needle. I was too frozen with fear to ask which he was referencing.

I searched my mind for a reply to his madness but no answer came.
Mr. Cpt "The Frog" ™ Feb 1, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
I continued to pose... Unsure if my anxious silence had offended him. His knowing smile perplexed me considering the events of the previous day, and it caused me no end of remorse and confusion.

A brief and intensely awkward silence passed.

For a moment I could see the dust particles slowly shifting in the hot air. Caught in a brilliant stray shaft of sunlight before a cloud stalked in to once again give the room it's customary grey gloom.

"God!" he said suddenly. "God vas haffing a gut day ven he made YOU!" A single bead of sweat traced across his pale cheekbone like a mournful tear.

I shuddered but not due to my naked flesh touching the cold marble slab I lay posed upon. Rather it was his TONE. A kind of malicious and melodious intonation. Similar to the vague threat of a wronged indian merchant desperate to sell his wares and feed his starving family.
Mr. Cpt "The Frog" ™ Feb 1, 2022 @ 11:01pm 
Finding nothing else to say I eventually managed to blurt out a half disguised plea for mercy.

"Do I PLEASE you Herr Doktor?!"

"No..." he said without changing expression.

"But none can..."

He did his best to approximate a smile as he solemnly turned the canvas toward me.

My mind recoiled in horror as my vision failed and faded to black.

I imagined as I fell that there was no bottom to the well of my sorrow.

All water and earth erased and bent to the will of the endless black void.
k3nt Aug 13, 2021 @ 6:57pm 
fast f4's get aussies, congrats