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[REAL] Ðōņ ĦēņŁey Apr 18 @ 4:55pm 
hacking ♥♥♥♥♥ cant avoid traps. no game sense
Sensei May 29, 2023 @ 12:59pm 
ran into your own trap and got bl ass ted
Scrogs May 29, 2023 @ 12:45pm 
Get pranked by your own trap. Imagine.
[scumge] Separrim Oct 29, 2021 @ 7:30pm 
i hate how good you are with vet silenced. gg
Đ E E Z Sep 17, 2021 @ 6:15pm 
Get off that McDonalds wifi.
SenseiShrimp Jun 26, 2021 @ 1:18pm 
Dear Palapalos. I've gone days, weeks, even months with no call, no text. At first I thought we were just taking a break for a little. As the moons go by, I have found out you are now with another and want nothing to do with me anymore. I understand. I wasnt thicc enough for you. I wasnt mexican enough for you. I'm sorry i couldnt afford $1 taco bell menu for you. I miss you pala. Ever since the divorce I havent been the same. Goodbye. Mi amor.... </3 :Goku:
MesP Mar 12, 2021 @ 7:06am 
how did you get ur ign?
CrispyFlufs Jan 25, 2021 @ 1:17pm 
Kicked me for no reason, go ♥♥♥♥ yourself.
SenseiShrimp Apr 23, 2020 @ 11:00am 
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SenseiShrimp Feb 27, 2020 @ 8:47pm 
Dear Palapalos. I've gone days, weeks, even months with no call, no text. At first I thought we were just taking a break for a little. As the moons go by, I have found out you are now with another and want nothing to do with me anymore. I understand. I wasnt thicc enough for you. I wasnt mexican enough for you. I'm sorry i couldnt afford $1 taco bell menu for you. I miss you pala. Ever since the divorce I havent been the same. Goodbye. Mi amor.... </3 :Goku:
Vac Feb 6, 2020 @ 10:21pm 
I lost my virginity to a hot pocket. It was a long hot summer day after I came home from school. I cooked up my favorite meal, a ham and cheese hot pocket in the microwave. After a few minutes, I took out the hot meal and it finally occurred to me. I took the hot, moist, sticky delight and inserted my penis into the hot pocket. It was hard at first but as the cheese started melting, it got faster and faster. I gripped the bread as my shaft penetrated the oozing cheese and ham. I was laying on the couch while this beautiful pocket pleasured me. It felt warm and moist until I couldn't take it anymore. I busted my mayo into the ham and cheese hot pocket, and gave my virginity to it. The end of the bread was a perfect catch for my jizz. Now I have a favorite past time after school, say goodbye to crusty socks, and say hello to mayo ham and cheese! I keep a warm, oozing hot pocket in my backpack at school so I can have some personal time to myself :).
SenseiShrimp Dec 24, 2019 @ 6:35pm 
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SenseiShrimp May 28, 2018 @ 12:40am 
Can't think of anything to comment about your skill, so I'm just going to post a Blueberry pancake recipe.

Ingredients:
1 1/ 4 all-purpose flour
1 1/4 teaspoons sugar
1 tablespoon baking soda
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 egg
1 cup milk
1/2 cup frozen blueberries, thawed

1) Large bowl sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda and sugar.
2) Small bowl mix egg, and milk. Combine both steps then Add fresh Blueberries

Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 1/4 cup for each pancake. Brown on both sides and serve hot
SenseiShrimp May 22, 2018 @ 3:03pm 
Dear Palapalos. I've gone days, weeks, even months with no call, no text. At first I thought we were just taking a break for a little. As the moons go by, I have found out you are now with another and want nothing to do with me anymore. I understand. I wasnt thicc enough for you. I wasnt mexican enough for you. I'm sorry i couldnt afford $1 taco bell menu for you. I miss you pala. Ever since the divorce I havent been the same. Goodbye. Mi amor.... </3
The Erecter Apr 14, 2018 @ 4:24pm 
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Andre Mar 26, 2018 @ 8:25pm 
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Palacios Jan 20, 2018 @ 7:22pm 
LOLOL
Tc||~ToRo~ Jan 20, 2018 @ 7:16pm 
I love kicking ♥♥♥♥♥ wallers like u
Palacios Jan 20, 2018 @ 6:34pm 
BYE TRASH. GET GUD AT COD
Tc||~ToRo~ Jan 20, 2018 @ 6:10pm 
BYE ♥♥♥♥♥!
SenseiShrimp Jan 12, 2018 @ 8:45pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
SenseiShrimp Jan 12, 2018 @ 6:51pm 
back the ♥♥♥♥ off my hubby's profile wall >:l :Goku: #PalaIsMine
Fat_Cake Jan 9, 2018 @ 3:22pm 
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer WH,ESP,radar, Wallhack
Andre Jan 2, 2018 @ 12:11pm 
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer WH,ESP,radar, Wallhack
Palacios Jan 2, 2018 @ 12:03pm 
Mad cuz i did better than you while you were haxing, get good at using your hax, you is booboo at mw3
Quntum Jan 2, 2018 @ 12:00pm 
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 - Multiplayer WH,ESP,radar, Wallhack
Jarlypoo Oct 26, 2017 @ 6:51pm 
She was only 12 dude wtf
Andre Oct 7, 2017 @ 7:59pm 
hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat heavy, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL.
nick nitro Oct 7, 2017 @ 7:53pm 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
s0xel Oct 7, 2017 @ 7:51pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
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Sir Puppy Feb 5, 2017 @ 1:26pm 
roar!
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who will i play GModZ with now.... Do great things serving this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ country ;'). My hero </3
Jarlypoo May 17, 2015 @ 2:14pm 
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+rep Great guy, really nice
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Jarlypoo Dec 7, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
-rep stole my fade karambit and killed my parents. Pls VAC ban.
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azah Aug 16, 2014 @ 1:36am 
+rep Amazing
Muxele Jul 29, 2014 @ 8:50am 
+rep
vHRenegade Jul 6, 2014 @ 8:28pm 
-REP Sold me Field Tested Berret Colony skin for 100$ he said it was a knife HE WAS A LIAR
SenseiShrimp Jul 3, 2014 @ 4:40pm 
+Rep Mi AMOOOOOOR
SenseiShrimp Jul 3, 2014 @ 4:39pm 
-Rep doesn't donate keys to the poor *me*
SenseiShrimp Jul 2, 2014 @ 2:23am 
-rep won't buy me CSGO Knifes + StatTrak AWP Skin