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 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊   ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜

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⠀𝑀𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑚𝑎𝑠 Richtertherat!

HELLO! UwU

•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.
(☆*✦✦Happy Holidays & A Happy 2021✦✦ *☆ )
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-rep

𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓉𝒾𝒸 𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓀❣

Have a splendid week!

__(.)< __(.)> __(.)=
\___) \___) \___)

Have a good Friday!

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⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑
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I'm sick of being called a simp.

Just because I compliment a girl on her looks, personality, or interests, does not make me a simp. Maybe I'm genuinely trying to make her feel good or to lighten up her day after a long day. I don't want everyone calling me something that is inherently "bad" just for being nice to a girl. Especially, giving a girl a gift for, say, her birthday, is not the same as mentioned below. Birthday gifts are normal and are just a respectful and kind gesture. The irony is that when boys DON'T do that, they are ALSO shamed.

A real simp is someone who obsesses over a particular person with money, gifts, etc, expecting to receive a sexual or romantic return.

The majority of so-called "simps" do NOT do this.

So please, stop throwing the word simp around like its a baseball.

I admire her bravery so much. I dont have children but every day i practice talking to my future daughters across the table and telling them about how great Pokimane is. I tell them "sweety, you're a pokimane". I literally turned her name into a word that describes beauty, bravery, and poise.

I practice driving my future daughters to school and play highlights of pokimanes best laughs over the years. Sometimes we even have to pull over because we start crying from how much we love her. I hold my imaginary daughters and i howl. i howl and cry and rage into the steering wheel about how special she is, and how the world just cant understand.

Thank you Pokimane.

A man has fallen into depression in Lego city

Start taking anti-depressants

hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)

Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes

Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge

The new suicidal collection from Lego City

Give it up folks, einstein over here has something to say. What's that buddy? Wha- A grammatical error?!? WHAT?!? B... Bu... That can't be possible! Surely not! A GRAMMAR MISTAKE? IN MY SIGHT?!? What a great, absolute miracle that you and your 257 IQ Brain was here to correct it! Thank you! Have my grattitude, Actually, What's your cashapp? I'd like to give you 20$... Know what? While we're at it have the keys to my car. Actually, no, scratch that. Have the keys to my house, go watch my kids grow up and ♥♥♥♥ my wife. Also, my Paypal username and password is: Ilikesmartazzes4 and 968386329. Go have fun. Thank you for your work.

Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it's mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this long to come out and 'support' you? Haha, no more questions, homosexual. Buy our product. Buy our product. BUY OUR PRODUCT.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and ♥♥♥♥♥ rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go ♥♥♥♥ yourself, that’s not how the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game is played, you dumb, the ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ read the rules have you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate ♥♥♥♥.

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.

+rep

massive nerd

benis

suu my ♥♥♥♥

ultra gay

montaro is good

i diagnose you with homosex

So I remember arguing with a Russian on csgo and he still has better use of grammar and spelling than this boi

H E C K

-rep no buy panda cheese

*🅱ad puns

-rep makes bad puns

-rep uses saran wrap to protect himself

-rep is not a plastic bag

-rep does not know why its times 2

-rep has cans of beans in his room

+rep keeps my comments

-rep didnt know that water is not free

-rep cant tell the difference between poly and jc

-rep name is not brad

-rep is not snek

-rep went ite west

-rep cannot drive a car without crashing it

OwO what's this?

you are 1 of 7.5 billion in the world, you're insignificant

THICCCC

you gotta be rad man
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thank you

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your skills gave me cancer anyway.

♥♥♥ This is the windmill of friendship ♥♥♥
♥♥♥ Repost if you also love your friends ♥♥♥

you sound like the type of guy that still thinks csgo has hope