Attention citizen, Multiple third-party individuals have reported one or more of your recent actions as being inappropriate. Once a citizen is notified in such a manner, said citizen is reviewed by members of the adeptus arbites in accordance to the Book of judgement. Upon review, we have determined that the following actions are in violation of the Book of Judgement: Consuming Chocolate Milk, Endorsing Chocolate Milk, Enticing and participating in Heresy. Your Imperial right of existence has received one judgement, which will expire upon your deathbed. Additional violation may result in disabling of you legs or the permanent termination of your life. Please note that killing yourself will not resolve the judgement on your existence, as you will be reassembled as a semi-sentient servitor until your title has been paid to the Imperium.

mmm! chocolate milk!

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