hey man how've you been?

trash

+rep he show me how to tame the sand demons that possessed my daughter

added to offer

+rep

after a good game in tf2, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. we got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great games and most importantly true friendship.
i invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
when he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. i punched him and then 1 tapped him. turns out he was gay. don't trust this guy.