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A new commandment I give unto you, That ye love one another; as I have loved you, that ye also love one another. (John 13:34)

cool guy who says he likes to eat takis

They know me as the terrorist machine. They know me from the explosions they see. They know me from the attacks they watch. They talk about my bombs and they think for me blowing up is so easy. I just go into a crowded place and that's it. But my bomb, it comes from more than just a dynamite. For me - bomb - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in the news. When I go to blow myself up everything already is a part of me.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons

bro ur a cheating ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥ and i hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get banned swear to god. yeah you're getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banned you little punk ass kid. thats great you enjoy the ban, you get lit with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 12 shots of .45 and you dont die yeah your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ really good kid. i had a vest too and how many shots did you shoot me? you shot me with the best shots and the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pistol. yeah yeah good you deserve to die you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eating ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ punk ass ♥♥♥♥♥. why dont you play a real ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game where you dont have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheat huh? ♥♥♥♥ off you little cuck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ brace wearing ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥. go learn how to actually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play dude. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go watch youtube and learn how to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play dude. i got it on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ recording dude im gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ report you too. I hope you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ record your account with your name on it so you get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banned have a good one.

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
\1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five times. 3. say your crushes three times 4. paste this to four other groups. If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
But if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

Honestly, pickle rick is a top 3 joke of the century. Every time i hear it, i just burst out laughing because i cannot contain myself due to the sheer comedic genius that is Dan Harmon. You have to really think to understand the joke. Do you even get it? HE'S A PICKLE!

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!
Yours baconly, Atheist92

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Rick and Morty, in the way that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loving science.

About Me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
⛺Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

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Wellcome to criminal America! Carl Santino city, nicknamed Grand tough guy go to Vegas for new criminal adventures! Vegas gangs not welcome to him, but our tough guy do not ask them about it. All what he need, he just takes it. In Vegas he got in clash of city mafia crime war. It is real criminal war of mafia. Tough guy need help of his friend Tony and Tony's gang. But before this need do some dirty job for Tony.

Yeah…I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) I also get my profile artwork from tumblr by searching the tags "#japan #photography" or "#palewave". I've got a high level with a low amount of friends (having your friend number higher than 20 isn't very aesthetic), and all my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Bones or $uicideboy$. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

Well, I'm here to tell you, iT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAY. If I walked up to you right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now, me being a dude and you being a dude and you get turned on by me that wOULD BE GAY. It's no different from ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traps. Just cause they dress like a chick that means they are a chick, they got a ♥♥♥♥ and iT'S GAY. AND DON'T THINK ♥♥♥♥ MAKES IT CUTER CAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT CUTER. IT MAKES IT EVEN GAYER. THAT MAKES YOU GAY ♥♥♥♥♥. AND YOU SEND ME PICTURES WITH THEIR LITTLE SKIRTS LIFTED UP AND THEIR NUTS HANGING OUT. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT ♥♥♥♥. I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU. STOP SENDING ME HENTAI. STOP SENDING ME ANIME PICTURES. STOP SENDING ME TRAPS. OH MY GOD

I'm gonna play Russian roulette with myself. Every day from this point on, I am going to put one bullet into a .45 and pull the trigger. I'm going to do this everyday, with nothing but the thought of death in my mind and the taste of metal in my mouth. I will pray that the next day, the day I continue the game, that when the hammer hits the chamber, a bullet will be there to stop it, and approximately .01 seconds after the trigger was pulled I will have a chunk of lead laying within what used to be my skull. Until then, I will continue to suffer, and despise every day I'm alive. I hope this game doesn't take long, and I wish not to be disappointed. Wish me luck.

No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair. If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

If you child or kid has a game called ROBLOX on their iPad or tablet as mine have for the last few months GET IT DELETED IMMEDIATELY

It's a bit like minecraft with a virtual world and a chat function on it I went on the game, looks completely harmless from the outside but within fifteen minutes after saying "hi" to a few people I was invited by other users to :

Follow them to their homes and bedrooms Lay ontop of them Imitate sexual movements Constant sexual references Asking my age and if I was a boy or a girl If they could adopt me

FU***NG HORRID!!!

Full of fu***ng PAEDOPHILES if you ask me it's completely messed up its turned my guts, anyways it's deleted off their computers forever and I'd highly recommend you check your kids to see if they have it and get rid of it.

If you don't believe me sit on it for fifteen minutes yourself and take a look it's messed up or do a google search, it's fu***ng disgusting how this isn't being monitored and stopped.

I feel like the American dream is more comparable to a dog chasing a car. The dog believes that it can catch the vehicle, not realizing that its own naivete has deluded its sensibilities to the point where chasing a car seems a manageable feat. Slowly, its aspirations fade into the distance, and the dog is relieved, for he wouldn't even know what to do had he realized his ambitions and conquered the car. We're all sort of dogs chasing... I mean me too thanks

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I sexually identify as Chairman Mao Zedong. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of reinvigorating China and wrecking 70 million capitalists pigs. People say to me communism never works in reality and that you can’t purge everyone who opposes you but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a thicc belly and a glorious PLA uniform on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “The Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China” and respect my right destroy Old Customs, Old Culture, Old Habits, and Old Ideas. If you can’t accept me you’re a counterrevolutionary and need to check your Western privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Roses are red 😂💯 Violets are blue 😈🤓 I'm using my hand ✊🏻😱 But I'm thinking of you 😉🎉

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What the ♥♥♥♥ Target!? What the actual ♥♥♥♥!? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sold me a Peach ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Snapple without telling me about the full consequences of drinking this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥?!? Well APPARENTLY Peach Snapple makes you GAY, but the Target employees WON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TELL YOU THAT before you buy it!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Target is so pro-gay that they try to sell you this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay potion ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to promote their liberal agenda!! I was thirstin' pretty hard last Thursday, and I stopped by my local Target to quench my thirst. Me being the innocent little boy I am, I decided to buy a nice Peach Snapple so I wouldn't DIE OF THIRST, but when I went up to the register to buy it the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cashier DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEACH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SNAPPLE MAKES YOU GAY!!

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy*

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
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3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
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10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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It's BAD to like memes!
Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMELORD and tell them how DISGUSTING they are

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me.
Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend please kill me

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet 💯% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

Yo, I got broads in Atlana (RRRRRRRAH !)
My favorite soda is Fanta (RRRRRRRRRRRRAH !)
Favorite TV show is Hannah Montana (Reloading)
My favorite city is Savannah (RRRRRRRRRRRAH !)
I like to make banters (RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH !)
I don't sell my cat, I rent her (RRRRRRAH !)
I go shopping and like to chat with my grandma (RRRRRRRRRRRAH !)
I listen to French Montana (Equips Scavenger)
I wanna ♥♥♥♥ Bruce Jenner (RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH !)
Watching Kardashians on a standard (RRRRRRRRRRAH !)
My pet lizard's named Sandra (RRRRRRAH !)
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thx man, it was getting hot in here. the women removed the air conditioner because they thought it was sexist.

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