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🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱🗣SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME3️⃣ Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤

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Hey 👋guys👬 Wario 👹here👇, oh😯 my goodness😱 guys😳 my stomach🤢 is rolling🔄 from eating 🍽️that onion🧅 and rotten🤮 garlic🧄 sa- oh😲 my goodness‼️, okay🆗  guys this is episode 2️⃣! And☝️ right now🕐 guys I want😊 to 👀show💁‍♂️ you my living🤪 room🏠, uhhh🤔💬, my hallway🕳️ I 🤔guess🤷‍♀️ oh😦 my goodness😨 my stomach💩. But um, look👀 guys look👁️! It's one1️⃣ of my greatest🤩🖕 achievement🏆🥇🏅🎖️, Wario🧄 Land🌅 4️⃣on the🤡 Gameboy🎮 Advance! 🗣️Hahaha!

And👽 look👁️ guys look👀, the Virtual👁️👁️ Boy👦, ultimate classic🕹️ system🎛️. Um💭, you👁️‍🗨️ guys remember🧠💭 Wario🧄 Land🌅? Incredible😌👍, incredible😌👍. Oh😲 my goodness😣 my stomach a-guys😫, my stomach the bathroom🚽 is that👇 far🔭 away☝️- oh 🔫my goodness😱😱😱 I feel😭, ahh😩, the-the stuff💩 coming🏃 down⬇️ my buttocks🍑, oh my goodness😫😩 oh😭- fart🍑💨💩💩💩 ❗❗❗‼️😲Ooooohhaaaahhhhhhhh ❕❗‼️‼️‼️💩💩💩💩💩💩my gosh‼️‼️‼️😣😖😲😫😩😢😭😤🤬😱😰, I got to💩 get to🏃 the door🚪 ❗❗❗‼️aaahh💩‼️, I just got to get to the💩 door🏃!‼️

Bye👋 guys, bye👋👋👋‼️❕❗! Don't🙅‍♂️ forget🧠 to subscribe📰, and the next🔜 episode📺 will🙏 be with me🕺 using💥 the toilet❕❗💩🚽, oh🔜👹 my goodness🤪👼 guys its running🏃💩 down my buttocks💩 ahhhh💩💩💩💩 I need😬 to💣 get👣 to the bathroom🚽 it's🤬 coming it's💩 coming aaaaaaaaa-💥💥💥💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩🚽💣💣💣🚽💥💥🔥🔥💥💩💩💩💩

It looks like we've 🤏pinched off🤏 the last🔚🛑 of ⏰️⏳️twenty-twenty-POO💩💩💩 and it's time to flush🚽🪠🧻! The year TWENTY-TWENTY-PEE 😈💦😛is upon us!🎉🎊🎆 In this world 🫱🗺🫲it's either PISS 🟡🟡or BE PISSED😤🍾🧃. PISSED ON🫗🧎‍♂️🌧, that is!🤤🙊🤣! Put that THROAT 😱😏to use ⚒️and GUZZLE DOWN🤪🥤 all the PLEASURES 🥴🥵that await ⏱️you in 2023.🎆🗓 It's not all🙅 ♥♥♥ AND GAMES💦🎳🎯 out here🤔, BUTT🍑🤣, URINE🟡💦🫗 for a great year🙌🍾! Send💌📬 this to your 💕🚽PISSING PALS🚽💕 to SHOWER🚿🙄 them in your love💛💛💛

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❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)

Tis the season 4 GIVING HEAD😛🍆💦 but what REALLY💯🙌🏼matters is GETTING ON😏 SAINT ♥♥♥♥’S😩🎅🏼NICE LIST📝Heres the GUIDE📝🤓4 u DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥ ELVES👯‍♀️
1️⃣ get Santas Yule log STIFF&READY😤with a peek👀@ur WHOREnaments😌
2️⃣ let ZADDY SANTIE😜unwrap u🎁👀2 FEAST🤤on ur cookie🍪and he’ll supply his milky cummies🍆💦👅
3️⃣ when he ♥♥♥♥ 💦 down ur chimney👅🥵u gotta SLURP AND SWALLOW😋EVERY👏🏼 LAST👏🏼BIT👏🏼of his snow💦🌨️
4️⃣ DONT USE TEETH U STUPID HOE HOE HOE🙅🏻‍♀️😫❌
5️⃣ whip out👋🏼the strap on🔥🍆💄2 rail him with UR💅🏼💁🏻‍♀️Christmas tree🎄
If u follow this guide ✍🏼 u’ll get SAINT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOWN🍆🥵😩🎅🏼till morning☀️😎eXXXpect to get ur BACK BROKEN💥LIKE A HOLIDAY GLOWSTICK😤💯💅🏼Send this guide to5️⃣ NAUGHTY, BRAINLESS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😵💫to SPREAD🦵🏼👅🦵🏼HOE-LIDAY CHEER✨🎄🎅🏼

HO(e) HO(e) HO(e) ‼️😜😜 ITS THAT TIME 🕝⌛️ oF yEAR AGAIN‼️ 📅🗓📌 💯 OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆👅💦ST. NICHOLAS™ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👀💦💦👅🍆😜😜 TO TOWWWNN ‼️🎅🎅🏡 BUT WAIT! 🙇😯 SaTAn Clause has been WATCHIN YOU‼️👀👀 hes been takin NOTES 🕵📝📝🔭 👀😎he KNOWS if you’ve been NAUGHTY 👿👺or NICE 😇☀️👼if you’ve been GOOD for GOODNESS’ SAKE 😇😌❤️💙😘 Daddy Nicholas will slide down into your CHIMNEY 🍆🍑😏 aND eat up 🍴😋your COO(ch)KIES nd MILK 🍪🍼👀😜👅💦💦😩👏👏😏 iF yoUVE been NAUGHTY 😡😤👺🖕❌❌ NO CHRISTMAS CUMMIES FOR U! 😣🍆💦💦❌🙅😔😔 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of Santa’s lil ELF TWINKS 👦👦🔥💦😜 & you’ll get Daddy Nicholas’ suPER FESTIVE🎉🎁 THICC ♥♥♥♥‼️😜😜🔥🔥🍆💦💦🎉🎁💦😩😩😍

Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving💦👅 you turkey🦃 ass hoe😂😍 I am thankful👌🙏 for that ass😛🍑 just like the pilgrims🎩 and the Indians🏕 you will😋 gobble🦃 gobble👅 gobble👄 on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆 ONLY😤 if you send📬 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 😈BADDEST HOEkies🦃💦😎 if you get 0️⃣ back you an ugly😂 ♥♥♥♥♥😐 if you get 5️⃣ back you a bad🙅 thot💅 if you get 🔟 back you a thankful🙌 ass🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥😂👅💘‼️ If you don't😳 send📩 this to 🔟 HOES👯 you won't❌ get ANY0️⃣ ♥♥♥♥ for DICKember⛄️❄️ and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😋💦

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my fnaf rap

YO YO YO listen up to my new rap! I just got a freddy hat!

(HOT GIRL SINGING) oH YeAhhhh ITS FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZA! WHEN YOU GET SOME PIZZA! AND A BIG. PIECE. OF ASSSSS! awesome music plays

Me: ya my name is rappa 3000 and ill tel ya da story of fredy pizzaria with a freddy goldy and a hot foxy ♥♥♥♥ing chica all day long, With a huge dong, and den da security guard named chonged put his dong in BONNIE!

girl takes off shirt and sings OH YEAAAAAAHHH ITS FREDDY FAZBER PIZZZAAA! WHEN U GET SOME PIZZA AND A. BIG. PIECE. OF. QSS

me strokes dong mmmm ya its fredy fazber pizza with huge dings and blongs and bongs and frogsssss! with sexy scary animatrons!

I smoke the weed everyday, I too am a Marijuana consumer. 420 is my favourite number. By the way, did I mention that I hit that kush good. I'm so high right now, becuase of all the weed I smoke. 420 Blaze it fam, life is good.

‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉♥♥♥♥♥😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅‍♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 ♥♥♥♥🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆♥♥♥♥🌽

🔔🚨TIGHTEN 🥴🪢YOUR SPHINCTERS, 🍑😳 IT'S HOLE-O-WEENIE‼️‼️🎃👻🦴 GREEDY 👅💦 GHOULS 👹 are prowling 🧟 for 😱SCREAM QUEENS👸 and SIZE QUEENS🥵🤏🥴 to trick 🥸 AND treat🤤 with their 😛 HARD CANDY: 🍬👏🗣️ COCKlate bars 🍫🍆😜 Nerds GROPE 🍭🤓🥴 TITkats🍈🍈👯 THREESOME Musketeers 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👨🤗 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🧈👐 MOMMY MILKY Ways 🍼🍼🤰 and MORE 😜🙈😈 Send 📲💌 this to 🔟of your SLUTTIEST 🥵 HORNIEST💋👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩HAUNTED HOES ☠️🏚️ and see 👀 who can 😱SCARE UP 👹👻 the SPOOKIEST 🤪👺SUGAR DADDY🧔🧟🖤

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I dont have a witty reply to your comment on my profile so im gonna come in here and take a massive ♥♥♥♥ on the fact that you play JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle R.

With love,

So you're going by Sky now nerd? Haha whats up douche bag, it's Phax from High School. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Becca the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive an Audi R8. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic.

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is 1 x 1 = to 1 or 2?

Set 1 x 1 equal to zero.

The following: 1 x 1 = 0 is now our equation.
Divide both sides by one

0 / 1 = 0

We are now left with 1 = 0

Since 1 = 0 is false, the statement 1 x 1 is false and unsolvable. Neither choices presented are correct, 1 x 1 is false, no real answers, unsolvable, impossible

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

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Oh you think you’re funny eh? Yeah you’re so funny commenting nice on a number that represents reproduction. Yeah so funny. Wouldn’t it be nice if somebody came at your doorstep at 4:20 am with a bat that has 69 written on it? Yeah that will be as funny as your joke.

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i asked.

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