Recent reviews by Igykyuu

What can I say besides: it's Halo! The legacy of Master Chief is well known among any experienced gamer, and it is about damn time it made it to PC. Everything from Halo CE to Halo 4 (or each game a la carte) is here!

Each game has a different feel, while maintaining all of the same concepts that makes these games "Halo". These are certainly not like modern fps games, with more of an emphasis on taking things slow to enjoy the beautiful scenery and less on precise aiming. Well that is the case with every game developed by Bungie, but 343i developed Halo 4 into a more contemporary fps game. Despite the community's mixed feelings about some of the Halo games, one thing everyone can agree on is that the soundtrack is phenomenal across every game. Martin O'Donnell and Micheal Salvatori have created some of the best music of any video game series with their work on Halo. The graphics hold up surprisingly well, aside from human faces. Definitely worth the full price.

watch for those wrist rockets!

Have you ever wanted to play as the illuminaughty dorito spamming airhorns while shooting through hordes of bandits, a-hole scorpions, rats, sniper robots, crows with smgs, a giant robotic cerberus, cyborg wolves, necromancers, beings made of pure solidified radiation, interdimensional police, the teenage mutant ninja turtles, then overthrow a giant throne that kills all your friends before attaning it's final form, proceed to loop and do everything for an eternal cycle until you get shot too much and decide to warp back to your space mansion? then you'll love this game, even in it's unfinished form. tough but exciting, this game is truly a bullet hell masterpiece.



boring version of what I said:

Basically you play as an outlaw in a post-apocolyptic world looking for the Nuclear Throne, an almighty source of radioactive power. the journey is not safe however, and is frought with much danger, which is why you collect "rads" to level up and gain amazing mutations to make the quest an accomplishable task.

The game plays as a top-down rogue-like action game, and is basically what happens when you mix binding of isaac and borderlands together, slap on some retro-ish graphics, then cover it in bullet hell smegma. I thoroughly enjoy this game and hope you do too. ( hopefully featuring Dante from Devil May Cry & Knuckles).

you want a review? well even if you didn't I'm giving you one anyways.

TF2 is not like most FPS games, let alone one that is free to play. TF2 is the sequel to a game known as team fortress classic, a mod using the unreal tournament engine. blah blah blah historical stuff I prolly got wrong. ANYWAYS: TF2 is quite simply an amazing game, with 9 different classes, each with their own unique roles in a successful match.
1. scout: he runs fast, capping intel, capping control points, and pushing the bomb cart with the power of 2 people! warning, since he runs so fast and has a double jump, allowing for high evasiveness, hes also pretty squishy, having a measly 125 base health.

2. soldier: soldier is a powerhouse, holding 200 base health and a rocket launcher that deals splash damage to multiple enemies. his rocket jumping ability (though this takes a LOT of practice to fully master) can get him to the point even faster than a scout!

3. pyro: the most controversial class, having 175 base health, medium-paced walking speed, and a short-ranged based primary (the flamethrower), pyro can be seen as the weakest class. while most newbies would complain to him being an overpowered fire demon here to eat your babies, they really just don't know how easy it is to counter her. (ONE SECOND THOUGH: PYRO CAN AIRBLAST PROJECTILES AND EXTINGUISH BURNING TEAMMATES BY USING M2, OR MOUSE 2).

4. demoman: arguably the most powerful class in the game, demoman is here to bring diversity to the game. (y'know, because hes scottish). anyways, demoman, while having the same 175 health as pyro, has one distinct advantage: the stickybomb launcher. this bad boy does 60 damage per sticky, meaning that spamming it on a public game makes you a bad player that should go back to playing minecraft and the hundredth jumpscare game pewdiepie just played.

5. heavy: also considered one of the weakest in the game (especially without a medic latched onto him 24/7) heavy is the mascot for TF2. this bald, bear wrestling, russian giant shows none of his ruthlessness in the game, but rather the comics (which even then he realy kind of doesn't). heavy has 300 health! "wow!" you must think, until you learn his disadvantages. he is the slowest and has the largest hitbox in the game, making him easy to pick off from afar.

6. medic: oh boy. medic is the second fastest class in the game, just after scout. he also has 150 base health.your CoD-washed mind might think "hey wheres his souper smg ding?" well thats because TF2's medic is actually here for healing. sure, he has a syringe gun (which is basically a flamethrower without afterburn) but no sane medic would rush into a fight like that, as he'd die near instantly. (each class has their own way of dealing 100+ damage in one shot, though this is mostly up to crits/ actual skill). instead, medic uses his medigun, a long, black, healing device that can patch up your teammate's wounds in seconds! plus, when you have full "ubercharge" you can either have increased healing, full invincibility, 100% chance of everything your teammate does being a critical hit, or a tiny uber that increases your resistance to a certain type of attack, and gives you health for the damage the person you're healing recieves.

7. engineer: engineer builds sentries, dispencers, and teleporters. sentries will guard an area, sitting in place waiting for some unsuspecting scout to run in and get blasted away by tons of bullets (and rockets when your sentry reaches max level). dispencers health and provide ammo for you and your teammates. teleporters are capable of sending your teammates from one side of the map to the other, however, all these buildings require a lot of care, as they are susceptable to many attacks, and will do no damage to stock ubers (the kind that grants full invincibility). and since you'll probably be taking care of your buildings and aimbot, engineer only has 125 health.

8. sniper: sniper, if played right, can outdamage demoman! even though sniper only has 125 health, he has the longest range out of every class, what with a sniper rifle and all. sniper is the one of the only classes that can kill a fully overhealed heavy in less than 3 seconds. the sniper rifle isn't like most sniper rifles in other games. having good aim is essential to playing sniper, as his main source of damage is getting headshots, otherwise he'll normally do only 50 damage.

9. spy: spy is a real sneaky rat. he can diguise as any class, sap buildings (turning them off and eventually destroying them unless the engineer hits and breaks the sapper), his main "deal" is that he can "backstab" enemies. backstabbing someone is always an instant kill, with only for a few exceptions.

TF2 is a great game, and I suggest you look into it.

I, a meat eating plant person, cosplayed as an anime character, shot a medieval robot to death with a needler, ate the apple they were protecting in their basement, which then set me on fire.

10/10 best game.

It can seem kinda short, but honestly, it's pretty damn fun. especially if you like point&click adventure games with nicely made pixel graphics. definitely fun, but wait for a sale.

burn EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!! this game is fun.

Prepare for a teeth-pulling, har ripping experience with a girl/sidekick more annoying than navi from the legend of zelda. at least it was for me, anyways. the controls are a bit wonky, and so is the camera. since you have no health bar, video game code of conduct #427 dictates that every hit be fatal. most people who have made a review say how short this game is. well maybe if you speedrun the damn thing. it has an interesting story, however, and a nice art scheme to boot. there's not exactly any sort of backround music to this game beside a few areas. all in all. wait for a sale. that's all i got to say.

this is as close as i'll ever get to playing halo. but that's not the only reason as to why i like this game. it has great controls, is easy to learn, supports multiplayer, has fully customizable loadouts to accomodate your gameplay, and you have the ability to buy things like tanks, turrets, mech suits, and healing stations using in-game money earned from kills and capped points.