Epic Gamer!

how can i be like u

As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why are you a good candidate for this school?" I replied "Well I was born a prodigy. I can speak 9 languages not counting Latin, play 4 different instruments, I skipped grades 4 to 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age 14. I worked as an intern at Telsa and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter, instantly scribbling down "No". The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said “I wasn't finished..I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked up and said "So..?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board ticked on the Approved Box and I was instantly handed 3 diplomas and now I'm teaching here. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart

Love deepspace waifu too fam💯💯👌

so hot

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utter GARBAGE

complete gahbage 0/10 its a mastapeece

I’m in my lab, sleeping in bed. I start beating myself to one direction, eating a cheese burger. Whilst sitting on the toilet. That escalated quickly. What is triple fisting? Search it up on urban dictionary. WAT. He went to the future in his time traveling toilet. He met dinosaurs. He is bouncing on the trampoline while eating candy pops. After that, he jumped on a dino and climbed up Godzilla, because Disney. Then he dive bombed the Eiffel tower on a parachute. He jumped out and into the plane. Then, he hoped on his time traveling dung machine, then he could traveling to galaxy B to research poop. Then it malfunction because of blumpkins. Then he when to 982745692 AD and got hard. He jumped into a UFO and was a midgets aka little people. Then a unicorn popped out of the doorway and said “hello, is it me your looking for im gordong freeman. I like to use hydra crowbar dildos to get into parliament.”

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY

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