Epic Gamer!

how can i be like u

As I sat in the Harvard Dean's office in front of the reviewers for my application, the Dean asks me "Why are you a good candidate for this school?" I replied "Well I was born a prodigy. I can speak 9 languages not counting Latin, play 4 different instruments, I skipped grades 4 to 6, and graduated my high school as valedictorian at the age 14. I worked as an intern at Telsa and NASA." Suddenly the room burst into laughter, instantly scribbling down "No". The Dean says "Sorry but you are just not the type we are looking for." But then I said “I wasn't finished..I watch Rick and Morty" The Dean looked up and said "So..?" Then I replied with a smile "And I understand all the references and subtle jokes" An audible gasp let out by the board was so loud the secretary had to come in. You could hear a pin drop and then suddenly all at once the entire board ticked on the Approved Box and I was instantly handed 3 diplomas and now I'm teaching here. I guess you can say I'm pretty smart

Love deepspace waifu too fam💯💯👌

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