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If the above convinced you and triggered you more, then you are a salty idiot lol those with common sense reading this, you'd be surprised how often the above actually convinces people I cheat, like one moron streamer, Cerventes, he tried to witch hunt me to his community and hot damn he was toxic about it XD, which is most likely why he deleted his stream when he realised how easy I could get him banned on twitch, hunt, and end his partnerships if he hadn't deleted the evidence lol so if you're like that moron or even just super butt hurt like MistaPixels, deleting me and ending 6 years of being friends and waiting until after the stream was over so no one would see what a coward he is deleting me, because I repeatedly beat him and overshadowed him in every match, if you feel like you can recognise yourself in one of these two prime examples of being a crying child and/or a cowardly idiot, THEN JOIN THE COMMENT SECTION, aka, the hall of shameful morons, I got drinks, snacks, music, and board games for all of you! so come in come in! all idiots of all shapes and sizes are welcome here, although, don't overstay your welcome like Veiner did with a record breaking one month and one week. I enjoy eating spam though, so salty. If you're not a moron then banter is welcomed too.

Close your eyes and I'll tell you a story, but keep those peepers tightly closed, if you can see him, he can see you, if he can see your eyes, he'll steal your soul, if you can't keep'em closed, look to the floor but not under the bed.

He lives in the dark, he hides in the dark, he plays in the dark, but what he eats in the dark, you don't want to know. So what ever you do, stay in the light and don't open your eyes, the light is your friend, but the darkness is his.

So how will you know when he is near?

You'll never hear him coming but you'll always feel his presence, if you open your eyes, the hair on your arms, the hair on you neck comes to attention with his asension.
If you think you're safe during the day, you're gravely mistaken with dismay, a foot in the shadows is all it takes with open eyes.

What did I say!, for gods sakes, I told you not to look!

You opened your eyes and low and behold, your soul is now his, I tried to warn you, but you did not listen

Now take my hand and don't be shy for Oogie Boogie Booty Monster is going in dry, he'll turn that frown upside down and tear your ass asunder, with lube in one hand or salt in another, you'll bite your pillow before you bleed for Oogie Booige Booty Monster is going in deep

You better not pout, you better not cry, Oogie Boogie Booty Monster is going in dry.
You better not shout, you better not scream, Oogie Boogie Booty Monster is going in deep

I'll tell you why for a price, for it is told, Oogie Boogie Booty Monster plays with your booty, Oogie Boogie Booty Monster eats your booty, Oogie Boogie Booty Monster beats your booty, in his dreeeeeeaaaaamsssss.

No matter where you run, no matter where you hide, the Oogie Boogie Booty Monster is always at your side, whispering in your ear, gimme that rear but I must warn you for he is near, the Oogie Boogie Booty Monster is going to sneer, its a ♥♥♥♥♥ of a itch like a rash on a ass now pray to your god for here comes the Oogie Boogie Booty Monster.

Also known as curls