Quick match, big win?

you have won a skin from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ traeding websight. I am an aunest man so you shouldnt dought my giveway. i want youre nife pliease

first comment of 2019 :DDDDDDDDDD xD

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

imagine:
it’s 2028. your husband Kylo Ren comes up and smacks you’re butt as your unplugging the crockpot full of buffalo chicken dip.

your friends have turned the dining room table into a beer pong tournament. you and Kylo’s children are laughing from the playroom

it’s super bowl sunday; your heart is full.