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INSTALL YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
You should install your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can also be given a name
[05:55] 02/11 Report ID: 2815070644646
[05:55] 03/11 Report ID: 2415629050234
[05:56] 04/11 Report ID: 7366727086008
[05:56] 05/11 Report ID: 8893498993774
[05:56] 06/11 Report ID: 6037640595224
[05:57] 07/11 Report ID: 9633197434250
[05:57] 08/11 Report ID: 4770649433694
[05:57] 09/11 Report ID: 7139687322116
[05:57] 10/11 Report ID: 5649801125793
[05:58] 11/11 Report ID: 1085998976105
[05:58] Finished 11 reports in 6542ms
[05:58] He/she will receive overwatch within 48 hours
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