Epicurus was the first hippie to walk the land. He is truly the original Jesus. He has been mentioned only a couple of times, in Hot Chocolate songs; "We need somebody to lead us, we need another Epicurus, Epicurus, yes we need." The hit song was published under the tittle of "Brand New Christmas" around 272 BCE. After the death of The Comrade in 270 BC the followers of Epicurus all died of a mass suicide to Satan and all most all of the works of the Comrade was lost. The only living written works of the Comrade are letters to his mother who was also dead at the time. One of there letters describe his experience when orgasming 12 times being in bed with four virgins.
Some of his famous quotes found in the letters;
*Hits Blunt* "Nothing is enough for the man to whom enough is too little."
"Why should I fear death? If I am, death is not. If death is, I am not. Why should I fear that which can only exist when I do not?"
*Being asked why he enjoys Opium* "Well, Im just trying to help the current economical situation of the British Empire, and ♥♥♥♥ Chinese trade."
"Give her the ♥♥♥♥"