Recent reviews by Redlizard56

Yea its alright

This game changed my life

Before i played this game, my erectile disfunction was destrpying my marriage... my wife would cheet on me woth many men and woman every night just to satisifie her urges...... After playing this game, i saw life in a new light, god not only came into my life, but he also came into me...

some people wonder how to fix world hunger, other worry about peace, while me? i simply play The Awkward Steve Duology, this is my religion, i shall worship him for many many years to come.

IT IS A GENUIE CRIME, THAT THIS GAME COSTS A MEARLY £2.79!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would pay 20 times that ammount in order to expereicne a life changing event such as this. i dont care if this may ruin the terms of service, BUT I NEED TO SEE ADAM!!! I can only ship Adam and Steve, as they are perfect for each other... After seeing this game... i keep seeing those two in my dreams... I used to be a simple farmers boy, but now, i am an extravegant buisness owner who owns a small company by the name of Macdonaold, however, i cutrently live in japan, where i reside in a small village. More specifically: My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

In the end, i belive that everyone should expereince this game at least once- this is where boys become men, and girls become boys.