It's nice to meet you, but it's even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. Go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks nice and wide. I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx; and I knuckle ♥♥♥♥ them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt ♥♥♥♥ so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass ♥♥♥♥♥ like icy hot. Bastion is a way of life for me, I've never changed my character, ♥♥♥♥ you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go ♥♥♥♥ yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don't you dare bring that ♥♥♥♥ to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lot of poo poo on my peter, and a lot of ♥♥♥♥ on my ♥♥♥♥ from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let's go team.

...::: ~MERRY CHRISTMAS~ :::...
with fist bumps and hugs - Mad

I comment, is hello, will tell story of.. Babajide, is sad story of Babajide, Babajide grow up in sad small village with ♥♥♥♥♥ as mother and ♥♥♥♥-warrior as father, ♥♥♥♥-warrior which was father of Babajide no return from war after he ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ mother of Babajide. Is sad life for Babajide when he find out his ♥♥♥♥-warrior father died, Babajide then find himself moving away from sad small village to big happy town to where Babajide find nice pretty western female where he made much of love, and maybe a baby where he name it Babajide Junior, but beside that one day big happy town was destroyed by a tribe of horrible people now Babajide move around to kill all people of bad tribe, please donate 9.99 a month to Babajide cause.

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