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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 OTHER PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOUR REALLY PABLITO♕! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN*PABLITO♕NESS FOR 10 YEARS SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS PABLITO♕!
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YOU HAVE BEEN HIT BY THE SWAG PENIS, SPRED THE PENIS TO YOUR FRIENDS PROFILES, IF YOU GET 4 BACK, YOU ARE A MASSIVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Instead I'm imprisoned in a KEK society where I have to pretend women showing me their asscheeks and wearing skin-tight clothing is normal.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.
It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that your latest game review has been deemed cringe. There are several mandatory penalties that we must impose on you due to this.
For one, your trust factor score on steam will likely go below 0. This is done to ensure quality control and make sure those who view the reviews sections will not have to suffer by viewing the cringe that you post. You may also get reported if your review is extra cringe and offensive, going against steam terms of service is not cool. They exist for a reason.
I would like you to refrain from posting more reviews in the future, as it may lower your trustfactor even more and is a pain for others to view. I believe you should know better than this. Please rethink your next review.
Thank you.
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oh- uhhhh ... Sorry guys i was just cleaning my keyboard haha it's not like i was stalking your profile and suddenly had the urge to clean my keyboard mid way after my hands got too sweaty from jerking it off haha, silly you lol.
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