hey big homie :)

<-- not a gnome, you, on the other hand, a gnome, yeah.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misandry and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Killer Instinct sometime its a really cool fighting game with a lot of hype moments, but don't worry ill be there to teach you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun

Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to cover myself in glue, stick myself to a wall, and pretend im a wet noodle.

Dimitri, bring me ze vodka

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uve been visited by the fail whale, post this on 5 profiles or u will fail at life