Recent reviews by JESUS IS LOVE

This game changed my life. It cured my depression, repaired my relationship with my kids, and my friends love me now. Because of this game, I am now the president of the United States, and I have received ungodly superpowers. My ♥♥♥♥ has grown substantially, able to rival the Great Wall of China, and tomorrow I am going to become the first human rocket fired into space by NASA.

10/10 Would play again.