*humps u*

+rep moist

+rep
You are my best friend man, you have always been there for me, you have helped me in hard times. I am grateful to you. However, I have been diagnosed with cancer. I only have 1 month to live. You are such a good friend, you are the only one on my will, you will recieve all my money and assets. However, dear friend, I have a small request to make. When I die, please cremate me, but keep my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. Please preserve them. Put my balls in a clamp and put a fleshlight on my ♥♥♥♥. This will ensure i stay pleasured in the afterlife. Please, keep them in a wooden box and keep it as a family heirloom, passing it onto your next generations and so on. I hope you honor my last wish, dear friend.

-rep they showed up to my house unexpectedly, got ♥♥♥♥♥, and farted so loud it scared my grandma and made her fall down the stairs.

+rep
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