can i squish your balls?

Hi,I noticed u have a profile picture of a very beautiful(but also intelligent looking!) female, am I to presume that this goddess is u? It's quite astonishing to see a female here in the Valorant LFG. I'm quite popular around here in this server,so if u require a guidance,please,throw me a mention. I will assist u at any hour,day or night. And,before u are mistaken,I do not seek ur hand in a romantic way; although,I am not opposed in the event u are interested in me as many women often are. I'm a man of standard,and I don't bow to just any female that comes my way,unlike my peers.. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of ur gaming and socializing experience. Consider me ur Jett?..a companion,a partner,and perhaps we can enjoy some VGs together some time. I see u play Valorant,are u good at playing sage? I am peak gold 3,so I would be happy to help u rank up. Platonically of course,unless u(like others) change ur mind on that. I look forward to our future together,as fwends;)

Hey! It was great meeting you at FurryCon 2023! Your Kitten fursuit was super cute! If you ever want to roleplay again lmk! UwU

omg im loking for firend tu pla csgo two

fire mate =)

ᶦ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ʰᶦᵗ ᵇʸ ᵃ ᵇᵘˢ

100 days on the game ban congrats on the milestone cheater <3

Cheaper that way

you get those hand wraps from the dollar tree, bud? ♿

Game banned

-rep

+Rep accept me pls^^

@cam stay mad ♥♥♥♥♥, only thing im banned from is bottom frag

plays golf with your friends by himself

-rep hacker with bans on his profile

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray control, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, post plant time management, general awareness, game sense and getting kills

BACK OFF G3T FXCKED HES MY LITTLE POG CHAMP NOT YOURS

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

What if I... put my Minecraft bed... 😳 next to yours... 😳 aha ha, just kidding.. 😂 unless.. ? 😳

I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

omg habibi, XOXO.

-rep Kisses Cam, but doesn't kiss me back :(

I played tf2 since 2007! and before that I played Team Fortress Classic! I'm a hardcore gamer. Just play a lot and you'll usually get better.

I could see you tried to get good at csgo, but with only 200hrs you were from my level of skill. Too bad you couldn't be good and use 1337 skillz like me and instead used hack and got game ban so no more CSGO on your account sadly :(. LOL!

5,000 hours in tf2, hide your kids, I have a pedophile in my comments section

battle scar gloves btw stfu get your bread up +

Game ban - major yikes! lol.

yeah what he said, also still has comments disabled, this guys riding my ♥♥♥♥

ITS NOT A VAC YOU ♥♥♥♥ BRAINED LONG HAIRED FREAK BELOW THIS IF YOU HAD A BRAIN AND COULD READ YOU WOULD SEE IT SAYS GAME BAN NOT ANYTHING TO DO WITH VALVES ANTI CHEAT

LMAO VAC - rekt scrub.

OMG GAME BAN OMG DO HAx

sorry emmy, youre not kappa enough, omegalul

WHY YOU DOING THTIS!!??!?

↓ turned comments private on his profile bc of so much -rep, soft hands boy

-rep, worst three stack ive ever seen

+rep, good teammate

In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!

he liked it, hes just shy ↓

-rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed cool. We got chatting and over the next few months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS, and true friendship. I invited him to my house for a CSGO LAN party. He agreed to come so I was looking forward to meeting him IRL. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep) hf

+rep pretty good player

-rep got banned for kicking too many people... Is a toxic piece of turd

added for trade

have a nice offer, added

IM DELETING YOU, HABIBI!
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🚫 ERROR! 🚫 💯 True 💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪ I could never delete you HABIBI! 💖 Send this to ten other 👪 Mujahideen 👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁ Habibi ☁ again. If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list ☁💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly ☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.