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hello i was play with you in dark souls 2 can you girlfriend with me? i like you very much!! <3 :333 we can play together game i have money for buy you present ;)))

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

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Um, Hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, Um...can we date? I'm sure we'd be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto or DBZ. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe Bleach...heh. You're so Kawaii y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend. I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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