yet i still cant open a jar of peanutbutter.

Let's say we set a "choice gate" to a time after which we have died in this universe - the choices have been made world-wide and beyond are exactly the same across all of these multiverses we have just narrowed down. This would mean that I, and you, and everyone else around the world, will have lived, continue to live, and will go on to live identical lifes with no differences at all up until that "choice gate". Once that "choice gate" has been hit, we are already long gone, with our living bodies not being able to make or be affected by choices anymore.

What this means is that there are an infinite amounts of You, and I, in infinite multiverses - living the same life, making the same choices, and be affected by the same enviroment.

You, and I, are infinite to the multiverse, and can never truly die, for we exist in infinite realities.

Here comes the once a year Gsg mindblow:

If the multiverse theory is to be believed, there is a universe for every single combination of choices that can be made. While the number of choices is finite in our universe, there are an infinite amount of choices which can not be made in this universe due to the fact that choices that could be made in this universe were not made - thus there are an infinite amount of choices that can be made, thus meaning there are an infinite amount of multiverses.

If there are an infinite amount of multiverses in the multiverse, you can put a "choice gate" anywhere throughout time, where any multiverses under this "choice gate" have had indentical choices up until the time which the "choice gate" states, after which the multiverses eventually branch off - what this means is that there are an infinite amount of multiverses which are identical up till say 2016, and then they branch off into different multiverses.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

In a game, the protagonist is the hero, the antagonist is the villain, and the player is an eldritch being from another realm who pits them against one another for entertainment.

I realised today that the soldier's rocket launcher collection can be compared to breakfast foods:

Stock is Eggs and Bacon: Feels good, does good, is good. Can go with anything.
Direct Hit is A Mcmuffin: Quick, easy and efficent. Also makes you feel like garbage.
Black box is Cereal: While not as impactiful, lasts longer. Can go with anything.
Cow Mangler 5000 is Rice: Is bland but passable. Can go with anything.
Rocket jumper is An Apple: Deviates from the standard by trading impact with mobility.
Liberty Launcher is Toast: While lacking by itself, it brings out the good in everything else.
Beggar's Bazooka is Leftovers from Last Night: It feels so good even if you know you shouldn't.
Air Strike is pancakes: Is subpar plain, but amazing when combined with the right elements.

(Yes, this did just start as a joke to call the direct hit a mcmuffin.)