15 year old me:

Life is like toilet paper.....either you're on a roll or you're taking crap from some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Sorry for being offline! Really busy atm! ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ ┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘ ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv Venture into my mind vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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Hello and welcome to the most uninteresting profile on steam! If you have somehow miraculously ended up in the domain of the mighty Pengu (no idea why I wrote that, it sounded better in my head so don't judge me) I can only hope you have good intentions. If you are the slightest bit intrigued about my life, I will do my utmost to satisfy you. Here goes.....

If you haven't acknowledged already, I am solely a TF2 player. You should have also gathered that I am a light hearted and friendly guy, always up for a laugh and never takes things to seriously. You will typically find me on the BlackOut VSH server, which I highly recommend, where I try to keep the chat fun and entertaining. I am probably most recognised for creeping the hell out of everyone, and having banter with ma ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! If we haven't met in game already, then I hope to meet aquaintance with you and have a pleasant chat.

Favorite chat up lines:
1. If you were a booger I'd pick you first! xD.
2. How do you like your egg, fried or fertilised xD.
3. Did you sit on some sugar because you got a sweet ass xD.

Gets them everytime xD. It worked on Jamesi so it will work on just about anyone ;)

1) I'm dead
2) I'm dead
3) I'm a dude
4) I'm not a dood
5) Why are you reading this
6) Stop reading now
7) Really stop reading this now
8) I have A DIC BICK
9) Slap yourself in the face if you read that wrong
10) I love penguins

They See Me Rolling , They Hating (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.)





You like that ass?!?!? (‿ꜟ‿)







Take the money, but don't hurt me please!!! （　ﾟ Дﾟ)ノ[]











Once upon a time nobody gave a damn.... ┐(￣ー￣)┌











SHHTAAAPP.... (°ロ°)☝











What can I say.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You're under my control now.... (〠_〠)





Confronted with an emotional chapter? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V-20Qe4M8Y

Craving new experiences? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y

Feeling inspired? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvglWAHDak

Undergoing a phase of intense anger and hatred? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNXYvidMaTM

Enduring a relaxing period? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2-1u8xvk54

Hoping to boost your self-esteem? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

Ever so slightly amused? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=469zNXTCHdk

Desperate to laugh at other peoples despair? -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA (Trust me this one is hilarious, I honestly cried whilst watching this)

Oh by the way, if your 'talents' don't please/arouse me....
♥♥♥♥♥ I WILL HUNT U DOWN
^^^^100% Sass right there^^^^

Ok I apologise that was completely random.

Wow.... you're still here....

























You're probably thinking I have issues.





























I'm surprised you haven't lost your mind.







































Oh I know, you're a freak of nature.







































You must seriously adore me.



























Ok, that really is enough.....








































Wait, one more thing......


































Puck you.... ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮