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I threw a gnome at another gnome and both of them died

This game has spawned such atrocities as a mobile flamethrower death trap, a full wood missle, and a deep hatred of sheep. I like it.

Picture the scene:
You're sitting alone in a sweaty back room of a club. Around you are 4 men wearing suits and oakleys. As you sit uncomfortably on the steel chair set in the middle of the room, you hear screams coming from the walls. You sweat harder, thinking what horrible demise awaits you, when a small, balding man walks in through between the men. He hands you a checklist, and you are confused as you read it. It has only 4 boxes: Pulse, Launcher, Ray, Machine. As you take your pick, he hands you a gun of your chosen category. It feels good in your hands, almost as if it was made for you. You take aim at the men, and fire away! To your surprise, the four burly men explode into a shower of gore and confetti. You sit and take in what you just witnessed, feeling the power rise inside of you, and walk out the door of the room, into the club. You launch bullets mindlessly into the crowd, becoming covered in their remains, and think nothing.

Yeah. It's kind of like that.

SO MUCH FUN!!!!!