who even: stay away from crowds
dasb: I hate people
dasb: that's ez for me
who even: i couldn't tell

Bertie Dastard: In space, no one can hear you meme

DasB: I tried my best to remain as calm as possible
meow_cats: you sounded like you wanted to kill everyone and then yourself

Felix: I'd say welcome to the master race but you're already white

Felix: you know how much I love dìck

Skell: maybe I am changing
DasB: maturing
Skell: no
Skell: that's definitely not it
Skell: lets not get carried away here
DasB: sorry, my bad

Felix: you should make an obstacle course map for Maria
Felix: that is just a straight hallway
Felix: that she has to beat within a certain time
Felix: so that she learns to put her finger away from shift
DasB: that's so toxic
DasB: I love it

Felix: if your girlfriend can't deepthroat a baseball bat she's not a keeper

fluff: I dont like better players

Skell: I play for the souls of the weak

DasB: Gud gem yes?
DasB: Heard good things, is it fun?
ArmoredPuppy: yes great game
ArmoredPuppy: but also shìt
ArmoredPuppy: like KF
DasB: 11/10 review

theycallmesaber: I'd love to see some molybdenum disulfide on your cοck

05:23 - Felix: I felt really disconnected
05:23 - DasB: ?
05:24 - DasB: disconnected from what
05:24 - Felix: I'm dozing away and you're cowering from the shadow of a tentacle of a sea dragon
05:24 - Felix: I fall asleep, wake up and you're just having a beer with them
05:24 - DasB: I'm German
05:24 - DasB: that's how we make friends
05:24 - Felix: I suppose monsters get along

[12:49 AM] Skell: ur mom tool
[12:49 AM] DasB: you're dad toolbox
[12:49 AM] Skell: WOW
[12:49 AM] Skell: EXCUSE ME?
[12:50 AM] Skell: MY DAD USED TO BE A TOOLBOX
[12:50 AM] Skell: THAT IS INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE
[12:50 AM] DasB: GOOD

Notorious_Stranger: You have more similarities to a tree than a human

00:43 - DasB: Sleep well old lady
00:43 - Shlokk!: fųck off
00:44 - DasB: gottem

22:43 - Backroll: And my dícks are exquisite

19:41 - Felix: she has hair like a haystack
19:41 - Felix: it's so beautiful
19:41 - DasB: LOL

19:22 - DasB: I was looking for this
19:22 - DasB: https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamir%E2%80%99s_Secret_Sharing
19:22 - DasB: but there is websites for that
19:22 - DasB: http://point-at-infinity.org/ssss/demo.html
19:26 - Skell: here ben
19:26 - Skell: just for you
19:26 - Skell: 1-da1daf8402e2cdfc
19:26 - Skell: 2-1fc1063fb7ce65a7
19:26 - Skell: 3-c9a2e183edd5c38c
19:26 - DasB: Thank you
19:26 - Skell: please enjoy

22:02 - DasB: so
22:02 - DasB: what did you get for xmas
22:03 - Felix: a belt
22:03 - Felix: to beat my wife with
22:03 - DasB: how convenient

02:18 - Alphacopter: everytime I play KF2 it makes me want to play this one
02:18 - DasB: let me fix this sentence for you
02:18 - DasB: 02:18 - Alphacopter: everytime I play KF2 it makes me want to die

21:42 - Starless Neko: OH GOD YES
21:42 - Starless Neko: STEVE
21:42 - Starless Neko: TAKE MY HP AWAY FASTER
21:43 - Starless Neko: RIGHT THERE
21:43 - Starless Neko: OH GOD YES
21:43 - Starless Neko: ALMOST THERE
21:43 - Starless Neko: *dead*
21:43 - Starless Neko: oh steve, you saucy sluɫ

Felix: just because I like watching torture porn doesn't mean I'm a bad person

DasB: getting there
DasB: She has a really nice body though
DasB: boobs are a+
StarlessCaster: look, most of the pics I have have dìcks in there
DasB: oh
DasB: well
StarlessCaster: count your blessings
DasB: I think I'm good then

18:33 - Felix: I have some standards
18:34 - DasB: One of your best jokes so far in a very long time

12:36 - tootz: As a male, i approve
12:36 - tootz: Also was bout to say you should ask Felix
12:36 - tootz: Hes competent when it comes to being politically incorrect

fluff: I'm like a bot you can't take over

13:32 - Felix: yeah, go do something with your life
13:33 - Felix: like play CSGO

14:10 - TheNotorious`: I don't know what English they teach in Germany, but it seems pretty bad

21:12 - Tutsling LongSchlong: UR NOT LISTENING TO ME

19:18 - Tutsling LongSchlong: y dis 1 page tho
19:18 - Tutsling LongSchlong: it says that i should have 2-5
19:18 - Tutsling LongSchlong: probably with long lists of all the dìcks i sucked
19:18 - DasB: that'd be an entire book though
19:19 - DasB: not sure if that's what they're looking for
19:19 - Tutsling LongSchlong: fųck you too

10:16 - Felix: roses are red
10:16 - Felix: violets are blue
10:16 - Felix: you look like a nìgger
10:16 - Felix: I bet you're a jew

14:02 - DasB: but looking at these prices man
14:02 - DasB: so fųking cheap
14:09 - Tutsling LongSchlong: i wanted to kinda make a 'like your mamma' joke but that would be a cheap joke
14:09 - Tutsling LongSchlong: like your momma

12:24 - Felix: so just buy ourselves balaclavas in the duty free
12:24 - Felix: go beat up random women outside of clubs
12:24 - Felix: walk away
12:24 - Felix: and have a good time
12:25 - DasB: count me in
12:25 - DasB: brb, getting my credit card

22:37 - Tutsling LongSchlong: im amazing at everything, just forgetful

09:40 - Johnnymode!: if i had gun
09:40 - Johnnymode!: id do wonders
09:40 - Johnnymode!: more irl supersoldier than in pc
09:41 - DasB: figured

09:52 - TheNotorious`: so if i see a sharpshooter carrying a crossbow, am i allowed to call him a piece of trash?
09:55 - DasB: No
09:55 - DasB: it is your OBLIGATION to call him a piece of trash

tuts: I dunt hurt my students
tuts: I harden them.