Recent reviews by medic's 9th anal bead

The amount of love and care that I've seen for this game in the roughly 5 hours I've spent playing is completely unreal. I can't believe I'd never heard about it before, otherwise I would have jumped over much, much sooner. Any problems I'd had on games like it basically don't exist here, or are on a much, much smaller scale, and the UI is incredibly easy to understand. For once, I actually saw *moderators* here helping protect users from malicious activity.

I can't recommend this game enough. When servers stabilize properly, it's going to be wonderful to hop in on a boring day and chill with others.

Pros: You win game but also get arthritis
Cons: Gakupo is not in the game, put him in you cowards

After the recent issues I've started to have with the game, I can no longer recommend Forza 5 in good faith for as much as I've loved the past year and a half. I'm hoping that the next game in the series might be better, but I can't even wait until the second expansion drops to properly leave.

Pros:
-Driving is amazing and I love how it controls
-The world is incredibly open and vast, lending to a lot of exploration
-Menus are easy to navigate and the music is awesome
-LOTS of content to get through for the casual audience

Cons:
-Save file is NOT housed online despite being live service. If anything goes wrong with your hardware and cloud saves, say goodbye to all of your progress. (Last time I played, this was an ongoing issue.)
-Series and Season missions are repetitive, boring, and aren't newcomer-friendly AT ALL. Anyone new getting into Forza 5 will quickly find themselves irritated by these.
-Online is filled with cheaters and no one has addressed it. Constant disconnects as well.
-There are bugs EVERYWHERE. I have constant flickering, texture corruption, menu errors, the works, and none of them have been fixed for a year now. I've played buggy games before, but not like this.
-Support is nonexistant. I have messaged them twice in my Forza lifetime and have gotten zero help.

Premium edition was 100 dollars. If I'm paying that amount of money for a game to play it, I should be getting better than what's been provided. Do better, PG.

the toilet exploded / 10

Good gamemode, I love it. But there's too many sweats in the lobbies and not enough lobbies... For a casual game, having to sweat makes me feel dirty.

I won The Wheel twice and now all of my friends think it's rigged.

I really don't get the animosity towards this re-release. It has its flaws, but I haven't experienced a single complaint that's been voiced about this game aside from the 30FPS cutscene problem, and even then the original game was like that too.

As long as you can run the proper settings, this remaster looks gorgeous and plays just like the original did, funny, glitchy humor and all. It's like the old times, just with a fresh coat of paint and better hardware. :)

I just really wish it hadn't been an Epic exclusive so I could've played it sooner.

First time playing Bomberman. I love the gameplay, but this isn't something I think I'll be playing regularly. It seems like it shouldn't have been free to play in the first place.

There's so much going on at once that it kind of overloads new players, controls are unclear, menus aren't easy to navigate, and it feels like trying to piece together a puzzle just to get to the actual game itself.

Other problems I have include having to pay premium to even consider playing with friends, and not even in public matches, and the abysmal loading times. For how long you're actually in the game, it shouldn't take upwards of 5 minutes to load in and start.

I like Konami, and they're capable of making good F2P games; Duel Links has proven that to me. But this ain't it, this needs more polish than it currently has.

Really sad that no one is playing matchcake on this terrific game, it's excellent for the price and I can't wait to play it with friends! I hope that there are more content patches in the future!

Fun game, blah blah blah.

But your obsession with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ranked system and tournaments in both Battle Passes and casual gameplay over ANYTHING ELSE is becoming infuriating. Your community is terrible, your support for bugs and issues is abysmally slow if it exists at all, and instead of review reports of bad behavior you chose to remove public chat entirely to implement a shoddy emote system that makes communicating a chore. Does Blue Mammoth even hire staff for this with their 1.3 million they apparently have? What does our money go towards?

Every month I play, I lose faith in the devs. It's no wonder your player count has stagnated so much when you don't make your game better.