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Danke schoen, great Medic!
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"She's AHHHH...she's OHHHH...she's literally just the female version of Francis from Super Paper MARRRIO if Francis was actually a well-written and NAHHHT completely stereotypical CHARACTERRR!" Asgore screamed with excitement as his phallic volcano erupted literally all OVER the place, squirting out a good solid pint of ♥♥♥ at the very least.
"EXACTLY! AND THAT'S WHY, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I'M ACTUALLY THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME!" Alphys laughed hysterically, wiping Asgore's massive load of ♥♥♥ off of her feet and face with a handkerchief and smugly presenting the sopping wet, sperm-dripping mass of paper to him.
"SUCH BEAUTIFUL ORIGAMI ART..." Asgore gasped in both amazement and weirdly intense arousal from how much Alphys had just dominated him as manly tears leaked from his eyes.
When I turned 9, I learned about masturbation. I tried to touch myself to pornography, but it didn't work. As I grew older, I realized that I felt arousal when I saw photographs of Luigi. My first orgasm was to a picture of Luigi crossdressing. It still makes me horny. I remember the first feeling of sexual attraction to Luigi. I imagine him in bed with me. I want Luigi to make me come over and over until I'm panting and I can't take it anymore. I'm too horny to continue writing this.