"Ahh, what sad times are these; where passing ruffians can say "Ni" at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred, Even those whom arrange and design Shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history..."

History of encountered thieves:

#1. Verruckter Mongo (Now known as "Pls Derank"); Stole $5

#2. Matthew Murdock; Stole $10

#3. Configured (BossKiller); Stole $100