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2.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
To be honest, I didn't play this game a lot. However, I have seen the thousands of Youtube videos showing it. I was almost forced to buy it from my friend, now it just sits in my library. I wasted 10 dollars on this thing.

It got repetitive and not fun. Yeah, it was funny, for the first 20 minutes. Don't forget the graphics are way to "you need a beast computer or else the crappy one you have now will explode"-like. Especially for a game like this where it's taken as a joke. A 10 dollar joke. There is no gameplay value. You bump into random people and things, find trophies, find easter eggs, thats all you get.

I'm really sorry, buddy, but this game that you forced me to get isn't good. There were so many games that I could get and you could have gotten. Both of us wasted our money on this thing. You might think it's fun, I don't. You're entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mine. I sold my Strange Bushi-Dou for about 10 dollars and I regret spending any of it on this piece of crap. I could have spent it on other, cheaper, and better games.

Whoever has this on their wishlist, get it off. This game isn't worth it. See that 0.5 hours up there? That's all I needed to play to fully experience it. I could spend 1 hours, 2 hours, or even 10 hours playing and I would give the same review. Every minute it's the same thing. The same boring and dry comedy.

I know this review isn't the best as I'm not the best review giver, but this is my honest opinion. I've been pondering over this exact game and what it means to me and this is what came out my finger tips and on to the screen. I said it once, and I'll say it twice, this game is a 10 dollar joke. Not those comedian jokes that actually have the slightest bit of potential of being funny, but one of those jokes you see on a popsicle stick, until you throw the popsticle stick away.
Posted November 10, 2014. Last edited November 11, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
70.8 hrs on record (35.5 hrs at review time)
Everything is flawless. The graphics, the gameplay. I could play this game for 8 days a week.

The community is like what Call Of Duty never was. It had teamwork. There's not loads of rage. It's like everyone you meet is a long time friend. Sometimes they can get quite annoying, but the satisfaction of clicking one of the cards and getting a gun mod, a mask, or probably a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ material. All that matters is that you helped your team and the team helped you.

The game also gets me interested in real life, too, unlike other games. I really do believe that this is what real heisting is. Hell, call it a heisting simulator. The game really immerses you into the criminal lifestyle of robbing banks and doing tasks that your mother wouldn't quite be proud about.

The customization is small, yet so large. I love painting the masks. They can be pricey, but it can look really, really, really cool afterwards. Everything has a function when it comes to customization in guns.

In conclusion, this game is probably one of the best and one of the funnest games I have ever played. So good and fun, that I put in the effort to make this long of a review for it. I recommend this game to mature people don't get pestered easily and have good teamwork.
Posted November 1, 2014. Last edited November 2, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (6.0 hrs at review time)
If you want a Diablo 3 that you want to give to your little cousin, here's the game. With the satisfying feeling of collect loot to trick out your character and the perfect smooth combat, it's pretty much the best game ever.
Posted April 28, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.8 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
So ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicting. GET IT NOW!
Posted January 26, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
If you don't suck ♥♥♥♥ at it, the game might be okay.
Posted December 9, 2013.
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