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MOBBIN IN THE BENTLEY SMOKING

MOON

ROCKS

Team SNEED seems to really know how to nail that market of games that can easily be passed off as jokes but having more thought being put into the gameplay than most triple A studios.

Interesting when you get a gag game only to find out that it actually ends up being one of the most memorable experiences I've had all year. While yeah, it's obviously very tongue and cheek and is never taking itself too seriously, the game definitely takes influence from games like Yakuza and YIIK with it's quest system and dialogue. If you enjoy those games even remotely, you will enjoy this game.

Gameplay varies through different minigames and certain story events that always seemed to find a creative way to make the task engaging, even if it was as simple as browsing reddit. I was aamzed by the themes and ideas in particular in this game, I'm enduring a lifestyle that I can only envy from a distance but this game allows me to dive deep into the philosophies and ideologies of the cuckoldry lifestyle and all the different positive and negative connotations that come with it. I'm joking of course, but that isnt to say the game doesn't paint a pretty interesting meta overall. It really makes you think about the type of people who live these lifestyles and the mentality of constant putdown they allow themselves to go through. It shows how corporations, nightclub bouncers, women, children, banks, and so on can have their own interpretation of cucking somebody over or being cucked.

Truly simulates a type of life that sends a strong message about standing up for yourself and pursuing the needs you want instead of finding happiness in satisfying people who don't care about you. Stop letting yourself be pushed around by other people in your life and take the stance to those who want to take over and make you a cuck!!!

coop david cage game with good writing

Incredible game from an incredibly legendary studio, do not miss out!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IS THIS THING GOOD!

I WANT PLANES AND JETS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Incredibly faithful to the source material, not often to see this level of attention and detail in a remake being considered. Knowing the development hell this thing most likely went through, it's astonishing this game is such a competent and overachieving product.

There's not much to say, the original is regarded as one of the pioneers for Immersive Sims for a good reason. This game embodies that and understands that, and does it justice by bringing into the relevance of modern day.

could be the dream immersive sim, thats the level of detail we're talking here

Developers are either out of touch with the industry they're working in or Team17 is just full of idiots making decisions, because this game's downfall only has itself to blame.

I understand that the nature of these games, and games in general, are gonna have cheaters. It's inevitable, but it's also preventable. The genre of Extraction shooters has been around for a long time, and it's not like it's roots aren't traced back to things like DayZ and other survival PvPvE focused games. If the developers wanted to focus on the cheaters, they would've taken measures to make sure things are server-side logged, items aren't at all tied to client-side, and resources aren't just reliant on a anti-cheat software which, time and time again, has shown to have it's own set of vulnerabilities. As much as developers like to boast EAC, I think it's just an excuse for them to cover their asses at the end of the day, as your game is your responsibility, not the anti-cheat software. Some games take precautions using moderators, some games have a survey system that sends reports out to player volunteers who want to help identify cheating, I could continue listing ways developers have already made attempts to combat these issues, but it'd be a waste of time. Where this game REALLY fell off for me was the first update they pushed, the Red Baron update.

Not only were they suffering from their cheater issues, but unlike Tarkov at the time of the update, there was NO incentive to put up with the game's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, as player's had to experience a premature wipe when it suddenly dropped one day. A game with as much lackluster content like this should not be wiping for one update, especially when they're trying to do a pretty mediocre update right in between the Dark and Darker playtest and a Tarkov wipe. So, why would players feel incentivized to keep playing a game that doesn't have much more than 500 players daily, half of them most likely being bots and cheaters, with a very tight-lipped dev team (Who during this game's launch was VERY vocal about it's promises and ambitions, but I can't entirely fault them for that as I understand that things can get in the way of progress) and two other games with way higher player counts and content for their respective prices? Even if the atmosphere and setting are interesting on a surface level, they are not enough for me to recommend a 30 dollar price tag for a game that's not very populated with legitimate players to begin with.

Tarkov is obviously going through it's own set of issues, and as much as I despise that game, atleast in it's inception they had ideas that were appealing and had a take on the FPS genre that was unseen and for the most part fairly innovative. That card has unfortunately been played out, and as competitors such as Dark and Darker begin to take precedent, it makes you question why games like this are worth paying 30 dollars for when it's competition has more to offer.