Recent reviews by hammy

wow

Shot a little girl in a pool with a Tranquilizer from a helicopter. 2/2

this game is pretty terrible to me. the screenshots look super fun and fun and enjoyable. but the gameplay is not at all what it is. The ice fisherman who wrote a good review is lying. You know what they say, you can never tryst an ice fisherman. 1/10 would not ice fish again.

Every day, I strolled down to the ol' Sundrop Saloon. I purchased a nice little salad and went on my marry way. And EVERY DAY I gave that salad, which i spent MY hard earned MONEY ON, to the woman of my dreams. She would say "Hammy! Thank You! THis is so very nice!" And I was pleased. BUT THEN She rejected me at the dance festival! After that day iv been gifting her broken glasses and CD's whenever i see her to remind her of what she did to my heart and dreams.

10/10 Would get my dreams crushed again.

If you are looking for a hyper-realistic, insanely detailed, high caliber racing game, Sonic & All-Stars Racing Transformed is for you! Forget the childish arcade style of Mario Kart and Mod Nation Racers, this game puts the others to shame with its Top of The Line car physics system and its newly implemented "Real Air Turbulence Module" GET THIS GAME. However, don't bother getting it if you are looking for a family friendly game you can play with friends, this game is the real deal. I would highly reccomend it to the die hard race simulator crowd. Thank you for your time.

Not bad. Except for the one part which is the whole ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. Horrible. Dont waste your time with this disgrace of a game. -10/10

not bad for a 67mb piece of ♥♥♥♥....