Trying to fit into a fishtank


Stupid ♥♥♥♥ humans have done:


trash: I want go upstairs to take a piss but I know theres a baby up there

freddo: I just looked in the mirror and there is pudding all over my face

cookie: I think I have diarrhea but I'm not too sure

trash: Okay who the ♥♥♥♥ is this soupcan kid

Snowy: Or I could just beat the ♥♥♥♥♥ up with an atomizer

Nothey: Man if I was high, those clouds would look like chicken popcorn

Nothey: There's no "E" in rewind what are you thinking

Sam: *hits vape* I'm going to hot box the enviroment yooooo

Nothey: What's your favourite anime, mines Cory in the House

Nothey: Can we make a Star Wars club and have Windu Wednesdays

Pilkie: It's always awkward when you hit your "Jews did 9/11" bind

Nothey: You got nutella on my sushi, what am I going to do-shi

Thomas: One time last year I took a picture of 2 birds having sex in that tree over there

Natalya: Do you need more knee's?

Harrison: I touched my eye and now I think my contact got sucked up into my brain

Nathan: My burger is nice and oily, just like body builders

Curtis: My ass is so hot it's like Mt. Saint Helena. It spews red ♥♥♥♥ and im scared

General Memery: Is that sarcasm, or real-casm

Jush: Dude I just want to kiss b4nnys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Cale: I feel like a gay morman in this shirt

Jadyn: Animals get me had

Nothey: If you were an animal, you'd be a loser

Cookie: I feel like gummy snakes

Cole: I have a lot of respect for chocolate milk

Abby: You can build a person easier than getting your drivers license

Nothey: I don't think I'd go full pickles for anyone

Nathan: They're so rich they can afford a mailbox

fran_tom: I really like low deep noises