hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Sometimes when I wake up at night, I feel a slight burning around my anus. I am reminded of the times I shared an Air Boy & Boy with this boy. We fell asleep to the sounds of galloping horses, and the taste of Pine-sol, while embracing each other in a sea of the devils lettuce and white claws.

10/10 would drink his soggy chips again.

I have been outside his bedroom window stirring my hot mac & cheese for hours. He has yet to accept me into his hole.

This guy privately messaged me on Fortnite and asked for pictures of my exposed Chili ring. I told him to meet me at my local 7-11 and finger blast me with his cheetoh covered fingers. 10/10 would suck his chips again.

I had sex with this guy, and it was decent. (in Minecraft)

This guy can eat corn on the orb with no hands. I've seen it.