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1 person found this review helpful
61.3 hrs on record (37.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic game, definitely better with friends.

If you're good at Souls games and Minecraft, you'll be great here.
Posted February 5, 2023.
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62.9 hrs on record (50.7 hrs at review time)
This game is highly addictive, but it really is not that fun. It'll give you some serious Stockholm Syndrome and make you feel like a drug addict that's gone more than 15 minutes without a heroin shot. I'll save you the time, just don't buy this game. It's horribly optimized no matter what you do and the game stopped working.

When I say this game is more fun to watch than play, I seriously mean it. Just watch For Honor YouTubers or Streams on Twitch, honestly, it'll be more fun and you'll save years of stress.
Posted December 27, 2020. Last edited February 2, 2022.
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207.8 hrs on record (207.4 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have recently tried getting back into CS:GO after a 4 year hiatus.
To say I was beyond disappointed is an understatement.
Played a few games, won most of them and was MVP. But was it fun?

Not at all. It was so infuriating, clunky, awkward, and everything felt backwards.

You can't pay me to play this game.
0/10, intend to sell rest of inventory.
Posted December 27, 2020.
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388.2 hrs on record (253.6 hrs at review time)
I personally enjoy playing Unturned. I find it a really fun game, but if you are going to play multiplayer, the only way you really can go about it is PvP with friends as a squad. Just don't murder everyone you see, it makes the game boring.

The only other thing that makes this game annoying is trying to update it. For whatever reason, steam gets retarded when unturned is involved.

Overall, 8/10. Needs better balance between weapons and more incentive not to murder everyone.
Posted April 1, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
499.0 hrs on record (149.6 hrs at review time)
Dirty Bomb is basically a heavily team-oriented first person shooter. There are 20 mercs to play as, each in one of 5 categories of general gameplay, and each one of these mercs has their own individual playstyle. Snipers/Recon take out targets from afar or quickly up-close. Fire Support supply ammo or air support based abilities to force enemies to disperse. Medics revive their downed teammates and supply them with health to keep them fighting. Engineers are to set up traps and other nasty surprises while being able to repair, arm, and disarm bombs in incredibly short time. Assault mercs provide cover fire and massive amounts of killing power while packing a lot of health, making them excellent at drawing bullets away from their team.

All in all, this game does have its problems with bad players, tilted morons, etc. But this game will just tell you to 'Git Gud' (as if its Dark Souls) and to quit being a scrub. On the plus side, you will usually see intelligent teammates (a rare and majestic creature), plus everyone can already do anyone elses job; they might just not be able to do it as fast.
9/10 game, still feels a little too grindy though, but its not that painful to deal with. Just learn to use what you have and go from there.
Posted August 7, 2017.
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458.9 hrs on record (147.9 hrs at review time)
Payday 2 is usually an insanely fun game to play. I say "usually" because sometimes you will get stuck with idiots that can't seem to figure out how to not die in 5 seconds. The only difficulty worth playing on regularly is overkill, because mayhem and above are just not playable sometimes, due to cops being able to 3-tap you, and you will be swarmed 24/7. If you have a good team, with strong set-ups, mayhem wont be hard and death-wish becomes fun. If you want to play with hackers, look for the infamy XXV-level 100 people. Most of them are hackers. One-down is also their playground.
All-in-all, I would say that this game is a lot of fun, and I really enjoy playing build-a-bear with a machinegun.

10/10, would spray shotguns wildly, killing every cop in an instant again

btw: Overkill, plz reduce the DLC prices. I want to enjoy a complete game.
Posted June 9, 2017.
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