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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself...

Kill bots. Behead bots with the Highlander. Double donk a bot into the concrete. Shortstop shove a bot into the trashcan. Crucify filthy bots. Throw a jar of mad milk in a bots food. Triple airshot a bot into the sun. Stir fry bots with the degreaser. Toss bots into a pool full of pyrosharks. Produce jarate into a bots's gas tank. Judo throw bots into mannhattan's grinder. Pop bots' heads off with a Heatmaker. Report bots to Mann co. Chop bots in half with a market gardener. Curb stomp pregnant bots with gunboats. Trap bots into a TP trap. Crush bots with the homewrecker. Liquefy bots in a vat of acid. Eat bots along a good ol' sandvich. Dissect bots with an ubersaw. Exterminate bots with the gas passer. Stomp bots skulls with manntreads. Cremate bots in the oven. Lobotomize bots with a spycicle. Mandatory killbind for bots. Drown bots in Conquistador Fried Giblets grease. Vaporize bots with a painted cow mangler. Kick old bots down the stairs with the Force-A-Nature. Feed bots to mercenary park's alligators. Slice bots with a Half-Zatoichi.