+rep my brother but also my secret luvr

+rep A good girl meows when asked to.
I would do anything for a chance (maybe even bark)

-rep literally sent me a pic of him sucking peanut butter off of his toes.. didn't shave them beforehand or paint them so they had leftover purple polish everywhere.. he's shipped me his clippings a few times too.. overall weird guy who i think should be on the fbi watch list....

+rep A good girl meows when asked to.
I would do anything for a chance (maybe even bark)

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

+rep sends me cat vids

OwO SiR

literally the most toxic player I could ever encounter. Also is from new jersey soooooo

You break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do you go for the vault? No. You go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As you're taking it down, a woman catches you. She tells you to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. You say no. You and her make love all night. In the morning the cops come and you escape in one of their uniforms. You tell her to meet you in Mexico, but you go to Canada. You don't trust her. Besides, you like the cold. 30 years later you get a postcard. You have a son, and he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting. You tell Tiffany to meet you in Paris by the Trocadéro. She's been waiting for you all these years, she's never taken another lover. You don't care. You don't show up. You go to Berlin. That's where you stashed the chandelier.

Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?

Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ did you add me, you little piece of ♥♥♥♥? Last thing I need is some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ [Queens, New York, United States] lookin mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on my friends list. Do me a favor and don't bother me again. Next time you won't be so lucky.

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I need a girl 👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

If Leafy🍀 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 🌊💦💦😵 and I can only save one 🍀👧 Catch me😎 at my girl👸 funeral ⛪😔 👻 🌹LITERALLY KILLING MYSELF 😂🔫

if gaijin goomba can get a wife then you can get a gf

If you're attacked by a shark, try to hit his weak spots, like his eyes, or the fact his dad never told him that he was proud of him.