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𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼!

Just kiss me already

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Help. At the moment I am very sad, I am on the verge of nihilism and madness. I would like you to listen to me at this moment: nothing ever works out for me and today I lost money that was my mother's and she got angry and said i was a thief and I felt bad. She gives me everything I want, I have motorcycle, slippers of everything but the ugly thing is that my mother always talks about how she buys me everything and hurts me, I have low self-esteem and I'm ugly.
I always look in the mirror and try to raise my spirits, but I can't, i suffer for my ex girlfriend haha and I feel that I'm dead inside and that I'm worth nothing I'm disgusting, I only have a friend and he doesn't even care about me, and I do not kill myself because I don't have enough balls to do it besides I'm a bastard and I'm shy, I'm not worth anything.
I ask you, please, if you could cooperate with a small coin seriously, to pay the VIP in Habbo Hotel. Thanks for understanding.

Ok🆗🆗, ⬆️this⬆️ is ❌ABSOLUTE❌ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😩 💩♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💩. I went to 👀see🙉🙈 Cars🚙🚗🚕🚓 in the 🎭theater🎫🎫 yesterday📆, and when ⚡⚡Lightning⚡⚡ McQueen got🉐 HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my 🍖boner🍖 engaged. When Lightning McQueen👰👰 🗣said🗣🔊 "Ka-Chow💥💫!", I couldn't help🆘 it🇮🇹!!! I closed📕 my 🙄eyes🙄, and I 😨TORE my 🍆♥♥♥♥🍆 to shreds😱, using whip 💞like💞 motions👉✊✊ and pulled with 💪💪great force💪💪. That was one1⃣ of the 🆗best🆗 nuts 🔩🔩 I ever had🈶, just 🤔🤔thinking💭 about it🇮🇹 now 🉐gets🉐 me riled ☝️up☝️. Thing is, I 🔩nutted🔩😩 all over the kid👶👦 sitting 💺💺 ▶️right▶️▶️ next➡️ to me, and his 🙅🙅mom👪 got🉐 all pissed🚽 at me, 😱screaming😱 at me for 👉✊😩jacking🎃 off📴 on🔛 her son👦👦.

CIA MAN
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a briefcase.
DRIVER
He wasn't alone.
CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel.

CIA MAN
You don't get to bring friends.

DR. PAVEL
They are not my friends.

DRIVER
Don't worry, no charge for them.

CIA MAN
Why would I want them?

DRIVER
They were trying to grab your
prize. (Smiles.) They work for the
mercenary. The masked man.

CIA MAN
Bane?
The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men.

CIA MAN
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.

Have yourself a great week

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Have yourself a great week!

Have yourself a great week

mask on .... ♥♥♥♥ it mask off

REAL BAD POOTS

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HAVEAGREATWEEK

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

I'm: Irish ♥♥♥♥♥ eater, 25 ♂

You scared me with your profile pic :) those nipples arent the only thing thats erect right now.

good ♥♥♥♥ 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👀

Anime comes from China right

when daddies cummies are extra chunky 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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Furbabe<3

#DicksOutForHarambe

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Me and my ❤ Trump❤ , hangin' out!💘💘💘 it got pretty 😞 crowded😞 so I started to 😢😢 pout😢😢 He asked if I was ⬇⬇ down⬇⬇ for something ⬆⬆⬆ TALL⬆⬆⬆ so I asked ❔ "what?"❔ and he said he'd build me a 🔲🔲 WALL!🔲🔲 I 👷 BUILD IT!👷 I 💘❤ LOVE IT!❤💘 I make it 👊👊 REAL STRONG!👊👊 Trump should have been president 😍😍 ALL ALONG😍😍 Taller 😚😚 TRUMP😚😚 , taller 😚😚 TRUMP😚😚 😍🔲😍 🔲 10 feet,🔲 🔲🔲 20 feet🔲🔲, make it 🗽🗽 SOAR LIKE AN EAGLE🗽🗽, I'm daddy 💘 Trump's💘 first lady but I'm also 😉😉💦 illegal💦😉😉 He makes me feel 💪 SAFE💪 he makes me feel 💗 good💗 , he makes me feel everything a 🐘🐘 REPUBLICAN🐘🐘 should, 💕 wha-what!

wanna buy my unusual? its theme is cancer

holy ♥♥♥♥ lmao

six a-bong

B) ur Waifu a ♥♥♥♥

stinky bayo

Logic asserts itself as the construction of the similar from the dissimilar.
If copying means the presencing of the eidos, or outward appearance,
in a place where it does not belong, that disjuncture that constitutes
making a copy is always already an act of montage. Where
there are no essences, how could something like montage not be operative?
But what, then, are the politics of montage today? Montage,
throughout the twentieth century, was seen as an oppositional
or emancipatory avant-garde practice. But isn't it today, to paraphrase
Zitek, a crucial ideological determinant of late capitalism in
its multiple-choice, build-to-suit, do-it-your-way mode?
A word on terminology here. The assemblage of a new artifact from fragments of preexisting objects or forms is one of the key practices of modernist aesthetics, and can be dated back as far as 1869 when Lautreamont proclaimed the beauty of "the chance meeting, on a dissecting table, of a sewing machine and an umbrella:'

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You have been visited by the wall of Trump, copy and paste this to five of your friend's profiles to make America great again

real bad poots

owls aren't birds

you always have the nicest ♥♥♥♥

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( ͠° ͟■ ︠°) - NOT YET SON!!!! OY VEY ∠ ̳, ︠°'I')
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Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NORMIES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want? For me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discussion without "NORMIE THIS, NORMIE THAT" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP IT you pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you are such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer that I cannot even fathom how you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbags live your dumb ♥♥♥ lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ social media website? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addresses you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pieces of ♥♥♥♥♥

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