"I own a musket for zombie defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four zombies break into my house. "What the Spiffo?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first zombie, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second zombie, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's garden gnome. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally Ho, Lads!" the grape shot shreds two zombies in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last shambling undead. He bleeds out waiting on the Admin to arrive, since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended." - Madman_Andre (GNU Rick May)