Recent reviews by Haus

Despite putting in all the time and effort, unfortunately, you cannot have intercourse with the Colonel. It ruined my fantasy and immersion but was still an all-around fun experience. One day I hope to find a man just like him, but be able to have intercourse.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to do "what's under your blanket?" Well just imagine fast clicking to where your finger gets a cramp. Pretty realistic simulator tbh 10/10 worth $500 honestly

Do you like not knowing what to do? How about choices? Space?!? Great game, fun to play. Many different options and things to do. Never a dull moment (expect the boring voiceover guy/man/thing) 8888/10