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BANNNNNG CURRY FOR THREEE

+rep he called me cute

+rep add for trade

Hey…

It’s been awhile…

Ever get my message?

No?

Okay, well…

I have something to share with you.

Please don’t be mad.

I know you might not have known but…

Cars can actually reproduce.

So, I just wanted to tell you the Mini Cooper TM is yours.

Make sure to wrap it up before you get in the next cussy.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

Audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder.

SH: "O Lordy.. "

One man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard.

SH: "YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP!"

The Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself.

SH: (Putting on a weary voice) "Survey says..."

The board shows 100 for 'penis'.

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.