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_ _ _ __ _☺ ____ _ _ _ copy and paste him everywhere
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Same

dont you hate when you see a cute girl on a public bus... but are too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...

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I bet ur mom's a girl

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Dank fam

happy birthday spam man

Thanks spaghetti

Happy Birthday, Meatball.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)lmao( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (merynewyears)

+rep Copy That.

Happy what ever doesnt offend you

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Two boy are in the woods. They were walking when they noticed two girls getting naked in a nearby pond. One kid bolted the other way and the other one chased after him. "Why did you leave man! That was the prime opportunity for us to see naked chicks!" Then the other kid said "well, my mom said if I ever see a naked girl before I'm married, I'll turn to stone and I felt something getting hard!"

v im so jealous

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

What the bloody hell did ya just say about me, ya little weasel? I'll 'ave ya know I graduated top of me class in the highlands demo academy, and I've been involved in numerous bombing raids on soldiers, and i 'ave killed over two hundred scouts. Yer nothin' to me but just another bra-washer, mark me ♥♥♥♥♥♥' words, lad. Ya think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over in Teufort? Think again, block head. As we speak I am contacting my secret network o' kritzkrieg medics across the granary and yer team is being blasted into thin gruel right now so ya better prepare for the dominatening, ya girl. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with me pan. If only you could 'ave known what unholy retribution yer little "witty" taunt was about to bring down upon ya, maybe ya would have held yer tongue. But ya couldn't. Ya didn't. And now yer paying the price, ya bleedin' idiot. Yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dominated, boyo, and I'm shaggin' yer wife.

what if you were just a idiot, who dreamed too big for her own shoes? what if u should run straight at the mirror and see if u can jump dimentions?

What if mirrors were portals but the only thing stopping us is ourselves?

Now watch me WHIP
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═╗JamesBond007╔═: scrub
^Σ§Ƈ^ DrunkDoc: titties
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^Σ§Ƈ^ DrunkDoc: ur anus
═╗JamesBond007╔═: Titanus
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Yee

+rep mah homie

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :^)

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-rep killed my parents and raped my childhood

What the bloody hell did ya just say about me, ya little weasel? I'll 'ave ya know I graduated top of me class in the highlands demo academy, and I've been involved in numerous bombing raids on soldiers, and i 'ave killed over two hundred scouts. Yer nothin' to me but just another bra-washer, mark me ♥♥♥♥♥♥' words, lad. Ya think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over in Teufort? Think again, block head. As we speak I am contacting my secret network o' kritzkrieg medics across the granary and yer team is being blasted into thin gruel right now so ya better prepare for the dominatening, ya girl. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with me pan. If only you could 'ave known what unholy retribution yer little "witty" taunt was about to bring down upon ya, maybe ya would have held yer tongue. But ya couldn't. Ya didn't. And now yer paying the price, ya bleedin' idiot. Yer ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dominated, boyo, and I'm shaggin' yer wife.

Oh my Allah

f you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
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I hate the pill

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No I did not

I must have left one of those at least once but I did not see any, did you delete my wonderful copypasta, James?

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Im so done

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how dare u cheat on me im drunkdoc ill butt rape you

Its not like that I swear....

u slut... u cheated on me with ganagay

m8 1v1 noscope me machina fite on plr_hightower u cheeky ♥♥♥♥ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง