Anyone who was fathered by a male is a byproduct of the patriarchy and should be ashamed of themselves.

When you've been around money, money doesn't impress you. When you've been in the streets, street s**t doesn't impress you.
When you've been partying, even that s**t gets old. The only thing that impresses me nowadays is loyalty, honesty and morals.

I jelq everynight man

Ok Mr Mclean so i have been asked by you “what exercises and routines did you do to get where you are now?”. I put together every exercise that has significantly benefited me in my PE journey as well as routines over 6 years of being involved in PE.
SLOW SQUASH JELQ AND MODIFIED JELQ

These two exercises i feel go hand and hand. Both of them being great basic girth exercises. All manual and people swear by them including myself.

HEAD EXPANSION

This is something i recently stumbled upon. someone was talking about it on thundersplace and i thought i should give it a try. At 70% erect, kegel in some blood then squeeze at the base. Make sure when squeezing, that each finger applies pressure one after the other. Think of it as forcing the blood from the base all the way to the head of the penis. With the other hand, you do the same thing. The finished result should look like two hands one after another squeezing blood throughout the penis. You should feel expansion directly in the head. You can also do this exercise with one hand but i think with both hands, you can really control the expansion in the head with the second hand. I do NOT recommend this for beginners!
MY FIRST ROUTINE (ONLY DO THIS IF YOU HAVE PE ANXIETY):

50 jelqs at 30% erect, 8 seconds a jelq 3 sets of stretching to the left and right for 30 seconds each side 3 sets of stretching down to the left and right for 30 seconds each side

Not that impressive right? I think i gained a half inch or so with this routine, its not powerful and i dont recommend it for someone starting PE, only for someone who is starting and scared to mess there junk up like i once was. If your still a bit scared with this, break it down even more. Take it slow until you feel comfortable.

────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє.

Merry Christmas

if i woke up in a kpop artist's body the first thing i would do is tweet a video of me taking the fattest bong rip and caption it "i hate my white fans" then turn off my phone.

Currently, I'm just wasting my time rotting in a park and smoking because my "friends" skipped classes today.
I've been observing the people who pass through here (LTN's/MTN's flirting with beckies, the usual), but I paid special attention to the homeless people. They just spend their time smoking, friendly fighting, joking, and talking to each other; and they look happy like that. Meanwhile, I wear myself out with all the roles that have been imposed on me to maintain my "reputation".
Tbh, I've always wanted to talk to one of them, the problem is that maybe I look too "sophisticated" (because I come from an upper-middle class background) and they prolly will discriminate me because of that.
I think they're absurdists af (without knowing wtf's Camus); they just accept life how it is, they just do their stuff, and they're happy with that.
I envy that about them.
P.D.: I gave them an orange for being the inspiration for this post.

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My boyfriend is trying SR - advice?

My boyfriend recently discovered the concept of retaining and no fap and has decided to try it out. He explained it to me about a week ago and after reading about it here I'm intrigued. I want to be as supportive as I can but I'm not sure how. Any advice?

If you ever get caught cheating, you gotta put your back against a door and slide down in slow motion like you in a early 2000's r&b music video and start having fake tears and put your head down and sat... idk why I can never be perfect and be like "imma just go, nobody fw me anyways.." boom you back in but you don't just get back in, you gas light and flip the script and start an argument making it shorties fault and now she tryna apologize to you. #TB4L

When I track down Alex irl

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair*

When SpongeBob is on pretend not to be interested in the show. You can still watch it from the corner of your eye while maintaining eye contact with the female.

She's wife material if she:
- Eats meat
- Shoots guns
- Lifts weights
- Doesn't take birth control
- Lets her natural hair thrive
- Doesn't use toxic beauty products
- Doesn't consume seed oils/oat milk
- Wants a tribe of children and a remote ranch
What would you add?

Nutted during pushups... How and why?
Advice
Just like the title says.
1 was doing pushups as usal, but I tried to go from my max 10 to 20 and then after i got to 19, my legs started shaking and i nutted.
I dont know why and how..

"Well its like tits vs. ass (sniff) I mean tits
are life giving, tits are milk, tits are beauty,
THAT's order but ass..well…ass is shadow,
(voice cracking) ass is CHAOS, and ASS..
that's NOT GOOD. Ass is the pit where man
must slay the dragon (crying)...I just (trails
off)" - Jordan Peterson

Mr McClean, sir. Your enemies
fear your power, and your peers
(such as myself) crave it. Your very
ample bosom is ripe with potential.
You are full to burst with god's
grace. Please, let that grace fall
upon my body so I may soak it in.

My boyfriend (m21) has been telling me recently that he is having nightmares of the 2016 killing of harambe the gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo. He says in his nightmares, he is the sniper taking the shot on harambe every time. He says he doesn’t remember every detail when he has the nightmares but the one he has last night he says he remembers clearly. He was wearing a bush suit in a tree in the harambe gorilla enclosure and he was aiming at harambe and harambe spots him and the zoo is ordering him to take the shot but he hesitates but ends up shooting the gorilla anyways. He says in every nightmare he kills the gorilla and wakes up right after. I honestly can’t tell if he’s playing a prank on me but it seems real. I hope he isn’t trying to make a fool out of me because I really am kinda believing him. Anyways, what am I supposed to do to help him? It’s not like he should be going to the therapist over harambe nightmares right?

find the person with tattoos:
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can't find them?
that's because they live among us,
looking like normal people. the only
real difference is they're going to hell

apology for bad english
do all american call relatives with their job?
when walt say hank ‘brother in law’
is hank say to walt ‘brother in science?’

Why you should go to PRISON as an Entrepreneur
- NO cost of living
- Gym and rehab perks
- Sorrounded by HUSTLERS
- Taxes pay for YOU
- Time off from wife and kids to focus on THE GRIND

This would make for a good gamer profile picture, you should really use it! http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TQNTnpalXkQ/T_ReJNmCyPI/AAAAAAAAA1s/rhIV9OPLzT8/s1600/Camouflage+Cow+Wallpaper.jpg

Just saw 9 homeless people vaccinating each other under the overpass. What a caring community we live in. God bless.

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R CISM
HO OPHOBIA
VI LENCE
TRA SPHOBIA
BI OTRY

TR MP
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Alpha male- controles the pack, make money from salary, many friends

Beta Male - falls to alpha male, no money, no friend 😕

SIGMA MALE - Pulls the strings, many money, invests, friends with money.

So my daughter has watched Veggie Tales on Netflix. I didn't know until she started talking about "the god of the sky" and how "he made us and protects us".
My mistake for not monitoring her viewing more closely. When questioned about it she said that she believe that veggie tales tells real stories but that other shows like My Little Pony is make believe. Any suggestions on ways to approach this?

🏳️‍🌈 He/Him They/Them 🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈 Trans queer non conforming 🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQO+ Supporter and Activist🏳️‍🌈

🏳️‍🌈Pansexual Transhumanist 🏳️‍🌈

🐶💕Furry Lover / Fursuiter💕 🐶

❤️😔Depressed / Anxious 😔❤️

🧡Feminist / Pro-Women’'s Choice🧡

👊🏾✊🏾BLM / Ant-White America✊🏾👊🏾

❌👮‍♂️Anti Racist Pigs👮‍♂️❌

🚫👱🏻‍♂️Fight the Patriarchy👱🏻‍♂️🚫

❤️💛Anarcho-Communist💛❤️

❗️❗️❌No Human is ILLEGAL❌❗️❗️

🏴🚩ANTIFA Supersoldier 🚩🏴

🚫🔫BAN Assault Rifles🔫🚫

🥦🥬Vegan living healthy🥬🥦

#BLUEWAVE2020

#VOTEBLUENOMATTERWHO

#BLEEDTHEBLUE

7 Signs your getting better at rapping
1. You wake up in the morning with original music in your head.
2. It’s hard to focus on conversations because your thinking of rhymes.
3. Friends introduce you as a rapper.
4. Friends ask you to rap at random points.
5. You find famous rappers you think you can ‘take’
6. You start canceling things to go rap.
7. People start asking if you have music to sell.

Girlfriend constantly contradicts me (IQ 162), becoming flustrated.
Salutations. I come here to ask other fellow minded men about a problem I've encountered. Recently, I began pouring over various medical documents and have found several contradictions regarding them. My girlfriend is an RN and continually rolls her eyes when I try to point them out, which is understandable (she won't tell me her IQ, though if I wagered a guess it would be about 116) from a regular IQ'd person, but there's a new problem...

You see, she is now correcting and making fun of me in the presence of our peers, often incorrectly citing my discoveries and imitating me stating them in a stupid voice while she crosses both of her eyes. I become angry and remind our peers I have an IQ of 162, but that seldom quells the laughter, and she now calls me "the first retarded member of MENSA". I rather enjoy settling things in a duel of minds, but I fear my anger and animosity stemming from this disrespect will one day lead to me striking her in the face.

Do any of you have experiences like this, or advice for me?

Keep calling me a pu55y at school, it’s just another thing I can tell the principle! 😈

Hi a few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I added you because your a female gamer, ‘tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I’m Brian.
3. Don’t be intimidated, but im not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen. =D

Damn bro you condemn the actions of historical figures through your postmodernist 21st century first world lens of political ethics. Your so smart and empathetic I should ♥♥♥♥ you right now!!!

5 tips from Wall Streat best investors
1) sell low buy high
2) always invest
3) make money
4) read 100 pages a day
5) sleep for 8 hours, work for 20
6) take the subway

>A girl and a boy were driving a car. Suddenly the boy stopped the car and asked the girl to step out of the vehicle, without any explanation.
>The girl got pissed, removed all her facebooks and ripped all the photos.
>The next day the girl heard that the boy had died, as he had driven into a wall.
>The boy had noticed that there was a wall infront of them, had stopped the car, and saved the girls life, before he had driven into the wall.
>90% of people are too cold-hearted to reply to this post.
>Prove that you are the 1% that has a warm heart, who cares about true love, and share this message forward.
>One reply counts as a one prayer.

Yeah it’s a nice ♥♥♥♥, but you’ve demonstrated market enthusiasm with only 3k in domestic sales Q2 2020. Furthermore 12.5% equity in each ball is frankly ludacrous without the shaft on the table. I’m out.

Anakin: Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midichlorians. I’ve been wondering, what are midichlorians?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Midichlorians are a microscopic life form that resides within all living cells.
Anakin: They live inside me?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Inside your cells, yes. And we are symbionts with them. Anakin: Symbionts?
Qui-Gon Jinn: Life forms living together for mutual advantage. Without the midichlorians, life could not exist and we would have no knowledge of the Force. They continually speak to us telling us the will of the Force.

Claim your before this was famous ticket. ⬇️⬇️⬇️ Camouflaged Cow Notification squad!!

I don’t need an iPhone or AirPods. 🤦‍♂️ All I need is a philly cheese steak 🥵, some weed and a ♥♥♥♥♥ to give me head. 😈🖤

Like if you see your race 🙊💙
Mexican 😍💘
White 😍💘
Black 😍💘
Puertorican 😍💘
Hispanic 😍💘
French 😍💘
Asian 😍💘
Guatemalan 😍💘
Other 😍💘
Comment yours 😱🙊💦

I wish I talked to women

Most men with charisma (Camouflaged Cow) don’t know why people see them as charismatic or HOW they are doing it, but you can learn a lot by observing their communication style, the body language they use and how they approach social interactions with women.

Family Guy often thrives on its sense of ironies, absurdities, and oxymorons - pun not intended. Being a prominent character and an unpredictable fool, Peter is naturally the vessel for many of these funny, ironic contradictions.

While discussing a possible transaction with a sleazy used car salesman - Griffin tries to maintain his dignity by making it clear he's not an idiot. Of course, in typical Peter fashion, he utterly fails in this by immediately contradicting himself in about the most amusing way possible.

If you are a woman and seek interest from camouflaged cow, start by looking interested in him. Catch his eye by looking around the room, dancing, moving closer, or flipping your hair. When you get his attention, look at him and smile. As he approaches, show that you are receptive by nodding or tilting your head.

“Oh look at my sweet kits! They’re so adorable!” A loving she-cat voice sounded beside you, probably your mother.” The she-cat is beautiful, and the Tom is the most handsome I’ve ever seen!” She exclaimed.

>pirate game
>company looses $60
>delete game
>company receives back $60
>pirate game 1million times
>company looses $60million and declares bankruptcy
>buy company for a few dollars and become CEO
>delete all the pirated copies
>60million deposited in my account
>suddenly CEO of my own game company with miliions to make my dream game