The world is a strange place. Like how the book series is called "Harry Potter" even though Dobby the elf is clearly the main protagonist.... and the antagonist. It’s an internal struggle really. It’s only when one of the extras gives him a glove that he becomes free and uttering his famous quote “I’m da mudda free ♥♥♥♥♥”

hey, twilightsparklelover911! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 1000$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on our server make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse c ock" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

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hey, sorry i saw yo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile n' i just thought yo' looked horny-ass in yo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ picture. i really wanted ta tell yo' dat)) dat ♥♥♥♥♥ really rare ta peep girls playin' porno games haha! i don't know Why the ♥♥♥♥ dat ♥♥♥♥♥ a thug thang honestly im like really against misogyny n' like ill be da one in da kitchen makin' sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime itz a really funky-ass zombie game wit' a lot o' retarded moments, N' therez Ain't nuthin' but don't worry ill be there ta protect yo' ;) sorry dat wasnt flirtrin' i swea im just tryin' ta be friendly i really like yo' ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ profile picture sorry was dat too far? really sorry i'm really shy i don't git out much haha add me on skype we should rap yo' look really nice n' fun xxx

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We all know Gru is the godly height of 14.5 feet tall and can move at a speed of 200 Meters per second. Based on average ♥♥♥♥ size, Gru’s penis is around 14 inches long. Also, Gru’s ♥♥♥♥ would weigh around 2 pounds considering the average weight of a ♥♥♥♥ is .77 lbs. If he swung his ♥♥♥♥ in a circular manner, it would have the centripetal acceleration of 72.57 meters per second. This means that gru can dickslap with the immense energy of 11,421 pounds per sq inch at a tip speed greater than 584415.58336974 MPH. In conclusion, Gru’s dickslap has enough energy to smash through 6” reinforced concrete and will cause a thunderclap as his ♥♥♥♥ breaks the sound barrier. I rest my case.