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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you I will kill you And I will tickle you!~Ivan

♥♥♥♥ THAT BACK IN TIME FOR ME!

Maybe. Just maybe. djohn is the CIA, and he now has to slap you

Are dinosaurs made up by the CIA to discourage time travel?

Emojis are for normies! Do not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insert a cancerous looking face into texts! You're probably standing there with a straight face anyway, and otherwise, explain your emotion in words, or use a emoticon. But not an emojis!!!! this is cancerous!!!! all of you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normies on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ posts with so many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emojis. it doesnt make sense. it's not cute, it's not adorable, just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancerous!!!! especially when you use more than one, since when can you have several face expressions at the same time? you can't. so don't. your face never looks like those emojis anyways. so WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! you people make me want to KILL MYYSEELLFFFF!!!!! this world is officially over with!!!!!

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Dream Team hype.

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If I put my ear up to a shell I can hear the ocean man

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You can't just comment on a girl's profile like that! at least talk to me on steam first. Anyways, sure I'd love to play l4d2 with you. ; ) I hope you'll be my savior when I need you

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

You can't just comment on a girl's profile like that! at least talk to me on steam first. Anyways, sure I'd love to play l4d2 with you. ; ) I hope you'll be my savior when I need you!

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Dank you b

DJohn ur my favorite meme

happy borkday bae

Happy Birthday pal

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u smell like old pea's

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10/10 miss DJohn

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