Recent reviews by Fauxvail

Oi you there, Citizen!

What the hell are you waiting for, Super Earth needs you now more than ever! Do you have 3 other buddies that want to give it their all for Humanity? Sign them up as well! Bein' a Helldiver is always great in groups of 4!

Now what's this you hear about the Server's not working? A Kernel-level Anti Cheat System? Even.. Friendly FIRE!?

Preposterous. Anything that isn't released by the Ministry of Information is straight up disinformation and Treasonous Elements in these Reviews are attempting to dissuade you from joining the Cause. Hell, you can even pin these comments on Socialist Sympathizers that want to undermine our War Effort!

So what the hell are you waiting for!? Your Mom, your Dad, and even your little Dog are already assisting on the Front! Sign up you scrub before you're conscripted into mandatory service anyways!