Come hang out on my fediverse instance: https://cockandballtortu.re
Personal site: https://cbt.re
CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X
CPU cooler: Scythe Fuma 2 Rev.B
RAM: 4x16GB 3800MHz 18-21-21-28 (Hynix CJR 8 Gbit, tightened subtimings)
GPU: Reference AMD Radeon RX 6950 XT
MB: Asus Prime X370-PRO
NIC: Mellanox ConnectX-2
HDDs: 9.25 TB across 7 drives
SSDs: Samsung 970 EVO Plus 2 TB + 512 GB, Samsung 850 EVO 256 GB, WD Blue 512 GB SATA M.2, OCZ Revodrive PCIe 2x55 GB
ODD: LG GGW-H20L - BD-RE burner, HD DVD-ROM reader
Display 1: AOC Q3279VWFD8 - 32" 2560x1440 IPS "10 bit" FreeSync 75 Hz - no ultrashort "21:9" garbage here :^)
Display 2: HP LP2065 - 20" 1600x1200 IPS, vertical
Display 3: Apple Studio Display 20" - 1680x1050, IPS? Dell P2421DC - 24" 2560x1440 IPS, vertical
Keyboard: IBM Model F XT, internally converted to USB
Trackball: Ploopy Mini
Mouse: Logitech MX Master 2S
Headphones: Sony WH-1000XM3
Controllers: DualShock 3, 8BitDo SF30 Pro, Switch Pro
OS: Arch Linux btw
Case: some absolutely humongous ~2007 Chieftec (just google "chieftec big tower" and you'll find it lol)
Bonus: FireWire card, physical RS-232 serial port :)

CPU: Intel Pentium III 600 MHz - Katmai, Slot 1
RAM: 384 MB PC100 CL2
Video card: GeForce 4 MX 440 AGP 8X
3D accelerator: 3Dfx Voodoo2 12 MB
Sound card: Creative Sound Blaster Live! 5.1
MB: MSI MS-6151 - i440BX
HDD: 40 GB plus an external 5.25" IDE enclosure
ODD: Some random DVD rewriter.
Display: LG Flatron 915FT Plus - 19" ∞x∞ 110 KHz H-Sync, 200 Hz V-Sync CRT (yes, it really is 200 Hz)
Keyboard - IBM Model M
Trackball - ITAC Mouse-Trak Professional RS-232
Mouse: Logitech M-S48a mechanical ball mouse - it's surprisingly good
Speakers: pulled from a crashed Civic
OS: Windows 98 SE, Windows 2000

ThinkPad T601F
CPU: Intel Core 2 Duo T8300 2.4-2.6 GHz
RAM: 4 GB DDR2 800MHz CL5
Integrated Graphics (as it should be)
Storage: 128 GB 850 EVO SSD + 500 GB Hitachi 7200rpm HDD
Dock: IBM Advanced type 2503
PCIe USB3 card in dock
DVD-RW burner in dock
Keyboard: NMB w/ Soft Rim TrackPoint
Display: Sharp LQ150U1LW22N - 1600x1200 15"
Batteries: Aftermarket 9 cell + OEM UltraBay
OS: Windows XP, Arch Linux

Currently using my work laptop as a daily, though - a 2021 14" MacBook Pro (10 core M1 Pro, 16 GB RAM, 1 TB SSD, they really could have spent a bit more and gotten us 32 GB configs...)

CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 1600, undervolted to 3.2GHz@1.025v
CPU cooler: Stock AMD Wraith Spire, anything else is a waste of money :^)
RAM: 24GB DDR4 (cheapest garbage I could find)
GPU: Radeon HD 5450 (just in case)
MB: ASUS Prime X370-PRO my beloved
SAS HBA: Dell H310 flashed to an LSI 9211-8i
NIC: Mellanox ConnectX-2
Boot drive: 128GB M.2 Samsung 850 Evo
ZFS Pool: Redundant, 16 TB usable (4x4TB RAID-Z1 + 3x2TB RAID-Z1)
OS: TrueNAS CORE

PS2 Slim with a FreeMCBoot card + 128GB MX4SIO, hooked up to a 21" CRT TV over RGB
PS3 Slim 320 GB, running PS3HEN and displaying on a 32" 16:9 720p/1080i multisync Samsung HDCRT
PSP 3001 32 GB microSD, running Pro CFW
X360 Slim 250 GB with a flashed DVD drive
DS Lite with an R4 flashcart and a 64GB microSD
3DS XL 128 GB SD, running Luma3DS CFW
New 3DS 128GB SD, running Luma3DS CFW
Switch 512GB microSD, running Atmosphere CFW
Steam Deck LCD 1TB PM991a NVMe
[*] Dead PSP 2001

Phone: Pixel 8
Watch: Galaxy Watch5
DAP: iPod 5.5th Gen - iFlash Quad, 512 GB, "3000 mAh" battery, iPhone 7+ Taptic Engine, custom black/purple shell
Turntable: Audio-Technica AT-LP60X
Daily driver ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥: 2000 Honda Accord CG8 - F18B2, 5MT running on the best fuel of all - LPG　「ＣＯＯＬ　ＶＩＢＲＡＴＩＯＮＳ」