I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego

Creeper, Oh man, 🚶‍♂️ So we back in the mine, Got our pickaxe ⛏ swinging from, Side 👈👉 to side, Side side 👈👉 to side, This task's a grueling 👊 one, Hope to find some diamonds 💎💎 to- Night 🌑 night 🌑 night, Diamonds 💍 to-night, Heads up, 👆 You hear 👂a sound, turn 👀 around and look up, Total shock 😧 fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those, Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 Eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes 👀 eyes,👀 'Cause baby 👶 tonight, 🌚 The creeper's tryin' to steal 💰 all our stuff again, 'Cause baby 🍼 tonight, 🌑 You PLAY MINECRAFT

nice guy!!!

hehe

Y u comment on my profile yu ♥♥♥♥♥

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! clicks delete LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Hi would you like to hear Му_sех_stоrу_аbоut_hоw_I_hаvе_fоund_3girls_оn_this_frее_dаting_sitе

As a ♥♥♥♥♥slayer, I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ten 13 year old boys on call of duty at any given moment. Not only do I ♥♥♥♥ them...I ♥♥♥♥ their moms too; But in a different way, miss me with that ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. On minecraft I married 4 girls in a creative server and all the guys are jealous of how many girls I know online. They would ♥♥♥♥ me any day I know it. So listen here you ugly iron golem looking kid, I ♥♥♥♥ more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ than you can even ♥♥♥♥ in your dreams. And if you wanna call me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ well guess what a girl at school hugged me the other day so I'm not ♥♥♥. It was your mom ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I've got every call of duty game cuz I'm not poor like you ♥♥♥♥♥.

Nah my guy, liking traps makes you even more straight than likeing women. Because if you're so attracted to femininity that you're willing to ♥♥♥♥ a guy who's feminine, you're alpha as ♥♥♥♥.

Recently my friend from college, named Ashley told me she was hooking up with a guy from Applebees and we had a simple conversation about ♥♥♥ in a bar because we were drunk and were two immature 21 year olds having vodka.

She told me on the first date that they had went back to her house because he couldn't drive due to him being drunk and his stomach was upsetting him.

They ended up having ♥♥♥. Now, I wasn't at all surprised because it was just casual ♥♥♥ but she told me more. She told me she did ♥♥♥♥, and I immediately wanted to throw up. ♥♥♥♥ is a sin! ♥♥♥♥ is disgusting, you are not supposed to put some strangers ♥♥♥♥ up your poop-hole because you find it "pleasuring." That ♥♥♥♥ is disgusting and it needs to stop.

I ended up walking out of the bar leaving her alone. I was her ride home, I think she's still at the bar.

I'd rather wipe my ass with 40 grit sand paper after a case of the runs and inflamed hemorrhoids than touch your greasy mop hair

You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.I was having incredibly passionate ♥♥♥ with my hot girlfriend, because I can get girls because I'm not a socially retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you.Anyway, I was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her, and it was incredible. She was screaming my name and slapping my ♥♥♥♥ and calling me "Uncle Big ♥♥♥♥", just how I like it, when I remembered your stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment. My ♥♥♥♥ immediately became flaccid, so flaccid in fact, that I couldn't find it. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weeaboo. I used to give pimple faced ♥♥♥♥♥ like you swirlies in high school when I wasn't busy being the captain of the football team and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ all the cheerleaders.

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wtf

yo

ey. can i add you?

♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

that's all kinds of spaghetti

Oi btch.

It's the pizza hut guy, came by to drop some pizza.

here have a

Lmao

LOL

People say you are awesome, so I would like to add you.

pls

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giv mi lif plox

It is possible, you just go game > friends. Easy.

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

super badass person with shotguns and rainbow powered ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ <3 ps:

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+rep! Very fast And VERY SUPER friendly trader!

No joseph, cuz i work at ze muffin factory

i was morgan freeman...now i am a russian leader BOW BEFORE ME FOOLS >:D

I like myself !

Hello i am morgan freeman

Yes I am.